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Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date posted: Oct 13, 2006 11:42 AM  |  updated: Oct 16, 2006 8:44 AM
Exploding Star Wars Toys Series
For his 5th birthday, my son received the Lego B-Wing model. It's so cool, I don't blame him for begging his grandparents for it. Of course, who has to put this thing together? Yup, Mommy & Daddy. We're on it. We love building Lego kits. Our son is still a bit too young to be of any real assistance, but he "helps" anyway.

The B-Wing comes complete with 2 small figures - a pilot & some other guy in a leather cap. I'm guessing it's the guy who runs the landing platform, but whatever. Padawan-Wan says it Nien Nunb, so that's who it is forever more. That is of course until his head & arms & legs are ripped off and combined with other figure parts like some Lego SW Frankenstein monsters. I can already foresee that the leather cap will be snapped on to someone he'll eventually call Princess Leia, but whatever. He's happy: we're happy.

We start our project by sorting the pieces by color. Black, dark grey, grey, beige, yellow & then of course the various bits & pieces that come with it - a visor to the pilot's helmet, cockpit canopy, lights and my favorite: a wheel of miniature tools. Yup, a WHEEL!!! It was so cool, you had to break the tools off this wheel thing. Awesome. That kept Padawan-Wan busy for a total of 5 minutes, it was so worth it.

We begin. The first couple of pages are no problem whatsoever for us, we are able to build what is looking like the mechanism to hold everything together - the 3 wings & cockpit. Snap this here, find this little piece goes over there, no problemo. The -Wan's are on a roll. That is until we turn a page to find a picture of what looks to be a tiny white rubberband. We stare & stare at the page. Is that a rubberband? we wonder. Looks like it. But we didn't get one with the kit, did we? We must have, they wouldn't trust a couple of schmucks like us to come up with a tiny rubberband that fits around the mechanism exactly right. Right? Right.

So we proceed to search our work space. Where are we working on this model? At the dining room table, a flat surface with plenty of overhead light? C'mon, you guys know me better than that by now. Of course we're sitting on the floor in the living room, plush cream colored carpet, bad lighting, and the topper, a child dancing around us anxious for his Lego to be finished.

We have to be methodical about the search - look through the empty box & the plastic bags that once held all the tiny pieces. We ran our hands over the carpet in hopes of this little rubber band turning up. Asked the padawan if he by any chance picked it up. We could just picture him whipping it at the cat.

Nothing.

Now we're starting to get frantic. How did we lose this thing? Hubby-Wan even went through our garbage thinking he'd accidentally thrown it out thinking it was part of the packaging. We crawled the entire length of the living room/dining room/kitchen on our hands and knees looking for this thing.

Nothing.

I decided to clear my mind. Finding the rubber band would be easy - just use the Force. No problem, I'm on it. I take a deep breath & walk slowly from the kitchen through the dining room to the living room. I felt the sudden urge to stop walking and look down. I looked down by my feet and sure enough, I found something! The rubberband we were looking for?

Of course not!!

I found a NEEDLE!! An actual real live needle on the floor. I don't know where this thing came from, I don't sew - I can barely put buttons back on shirts when they fall off, so I can't explain how a needle ended up on the floor. But it made us laugh. There's that old saying, "Like finding a needle in a haystack." Well, we thought it was hilarious that we found a needle in the carpet while looking for something else.

This kept us laughing for quite sometime. Not long after this we found the rubber band. It was actually wrapped around another piece - looks like it was done at the factory, you know, so it wouldn't get lost? We completed the whole model in about an hour with the two of us working together. Yes, together, not bickering like 12 year olds. We did it. It's probably one of the coolest Lego models we've constructed for the padawan. AND it has already survived 19 hours without dropping a single piece. Gets an A+++ in my book!!

Now get out there & build something!!




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EXPLOSION UPDATE:

Your patience has been rewarded, an explosion of the B-Wing has occurred!!!

The B-Wing itself is very sturdy and is holding up well to a 5-year-old's play habits. The few pieces that have broken off (like the guns at the ends of the wings) are easy enough for him to reattach OR build into something new, like the bazooka I discovered Obi-Wan carrying on Saturday.

But the landing platform..... ahh.... the landing platform.....
Saturday 7:30am: I was enjoying a lazy morning, slowly waking up while the padawan played happily in his bedroom down the hall. Most of the time you can't hear many sounds from his room other than him talking or singing or humming (which he does constantly, it's like a homing beacon or something!), but there is one sound that can cut through the closed bedroom door like no other : the sound of LEGO's crashing to the play table.

I decided to ignore it, roll over, pull the covers over my head. It could be any number of LEGO kits breaking to pieces in there, but the B-Wing being the newest meant that I'd have to pull out the manual to help me repair it. I prayed that it was Anakin's Jedi Fighter - i'm highly skilled in that kit.

Nope, I went in after a few minutes to find the landing platform of the B-Wing in pieces. The Padawan was holding a few of them together in the hopes I wouldn't notice that it was broken. "See?" he said, "I fixed it!" Nope, not a chance kid.

I didn't feel much like helping him repair it at that point because it was more entertaining to watch him try to manipulate all the tiny pieces with his little kid hands. He hadn't destroyed it fully, the general "idea" of the landing platform was still intact. He worked very hard to put the broken off pieces back on, but like any good LEGO hobbyist, he managed to completely destroy the rest of it trying to put those few pieces back in place.

By the time he was finished "repairing" the landing platform, we had a pile of yellow bricks, a pile of grey bricks, a pile of black bricks, and several small miscellaneous pieces lying about.

Excellent.... explosion achieved... :D

And mommy still hasn't fixed it....

hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 11:57 AM
Wow! I can't believe you found the needle in your rubberband!

Now that's something!

Now you've inspired me to start building my Lego Milennium Falcon that I've had since Christmas!! (Yes, I said Christmas...) :O

Love ya! :x
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 12:32 PM
But where's the exploding part???????

I love these entires, Oboe!
  Tkia Fett
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 12:58 PM
Good blog.

I have a lego model that has those tiny, trasparent round bits, but they only fit loosly. So whenever I play with the model, they fall off, and it takes ages to find them!
jedilily1026
Years Matter Not (Gone Crazy...Be Back Soon)
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 1:33 PM
Your padawan gets the gift and you & hubby get to construct and try it out first. That's really cool. :D
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 1:33 PM
But where's the exploding part???????

Heh heh.... that's the real trick, isn't it?!
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 1:35 PM
A heartwarming tale :)
It sounds like these new versions are a lot fancier than the original lego models - I don't remember my old B-Wing coming with a rubber band.
Sadly I cannot justify buying any new lego until I sell a film (in the meantime, Mrs. 01 continues to attempt to break Imelda Marcos' shoe record), but I have many fond memories of my building days (all the kits are stuck up in the in-law's basement in Ottawa, CAN).

Now, go explode it ;)
jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 3:16 PM
That sounds like a great arrangement you've got going there with your padawan! He gets presents that you can enjoy. ;)
  Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 3:29 PM
Legos rock, though I've not built any in while. When I win the lotto, I've gotta get myself some of the sw sets. Love the series, and am totally with you on those tiny things. Just imagine your predicament, +six other kids.
Darth Vader
Meditation Chamber
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:31 PM
LOL, Entertaining as usual dear....but I was kinda expecting a pic or two at the end of the blog. :)

Show me some pics!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:43 PM
ahh the old b wing. i have one from 5 6 years ago whenever the first one came out. i lost part of it where it swings so now i have the cocpit made with blue and yellow. i really want the mil falcon thought 99 bucks is a bit sttep thought and i dont know where to put it
  Master Jedi Michael
ANBU File 1262- Master Jedi Michael
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 5:28 PM
Nice Oboe. I've had a few sets were I couldn't find pieces and I borrow one for other sets only to find the missing piece the second I sit down again. I built my Millenium Falcon in about half an hour and it's one of my favorites. It's...uhh...exploded a few times so I decided to glue some parts onto it. I accidentally glued my fingers to it but thats a whole 'nother story.


MTFBWY]:)
Jedi Master Mina
Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:46 PM
But where's the exploding part???????

What about the guns? I've got to have torpedos and guns, I tells ya.

Cute story!!;)
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:52 PM
but I was kinda expecting a pic or two at the end of the blog.

Show me some pics!


Fine then.... The Real Darth Vader
JawaJoey
Return of the Jawa
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 8:34 PM
But the best part of having Legos is building it yourself! The majority of Lego coolness is in making it, not playing with it. It's not like it's just some toy that you have to assemble before you get to use it.

But I'm a bit of a LEGO enthusiast, so I should probably cut a five year old some slack :)

How about this? You send me the kits, I'll build them and send them back. Deal? :D
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 9:18 PM
Fine then.... The Real Darth Vader
:O
Ay carumba! I think I've gone cross-eyed.

And yet....
  Jedi Mana Cortilim
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 10:39 PM
Fine then.... The Real Darth Vader

.... Say WHAT?! :O

Oh well. Cute story, Oboe! I love this exploding toy series you've got going. 'Course, I was thought "exploding" might be the functional word in that phrase, but never mind. "Toy" works too. :p Kids and Lego.....ah yes, back in the day of my father trying to teach us to build working X-wings with no kit..... Good times. :D
  vadersgirl33
vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 7:53 AM
That is SOOOO COOL, Oboe-Wan. My padawans and I are the only ones interested in Star Wars. My husband likes it, but isn't a big fan. My twelve-yea-old has a screen name on StarWars.com- jarjarjinks. My seven-year-old likes the toys, and (this is Sooooo Cute!!!:D ) my two-year old-our only girl- told me she wanted to watch Darth Vader (she can actually pronounce his name correctly! Unfortunately, the only movies with DV in them we can watch are ESB and ROTS. The rest are on VHS. I'm working on getting the DVDs of the others.

vadersgirl33
  Master Jedi Michael
ANBU File 1262- Master Jedi Michael
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 11:09 AM
Actually Oboe, your padawan wasn't far off in naming the mysterius leather cap figure. In the new lego magazine I got it says that the leather cap guy is Ten Numb, a B-wing pilot from Sullust, the same planet Nien Numb is from. He was Blue 5 in the battle of Endor. I just thought you'd like to know that.

MTFBWY]:)

P.S. My computer won't let me link the Ten Numb page through here so you'll have to look it up for yourself on wookieepedia. Good luck!
  vadersgirl33
vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 3:12 PM
DV and Mina, you two are so weird-but in a good way!!:D

vadersgirl33
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 4:26 PM
DV and Mina, you two are so weird-but in a good way!

heh heh.... we already knew that!!!
gold5
I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 7:21 PM
Nothing exploding yet though. I'm with Ami. I was expecting you to find the rubber band and you put it on and the whole thing bursts into pieces from the pressure or something. I guess we should wait a week to see how well it holds up. I've been in that predicament though while building plastic models. Search for an hour you swear is nowhere to be had then you take one last look in the box and there it is.X-(
  Wari
What noone else is thinking......
date Posted: Oct 14, 2006 8:31 PM
I'm glad you successfully put that thing together. Theres nothing worse than not completing an assembly for your kid. An it went 19 hours without 'Exploding'. Kudos!!
ryanlb
A Clone's Paradise
date Posted: Oct 16, 2006 7:59 AM
Cute story. I like LEGOs. I wish I could afford to collect them, but I spend too much on action figures and lightsabers.
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Oct 16, 2006 8:45 AM
Houston, we've had an explosion!!! The blog has been edited accordingly. :D
  Clone Commander Cody Unit 2224
I wasn't a hero. I worked for a company of hereos.
date Posted: Oct 16, 2006 2:03 PM
No explosoen. yet.....
Darthcharlie32
The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Oct 18, 2006 8:17 AM
Excellent.... explosion achieved... :D

And mommy still hasn't fixed it....


Palpatine Would be Proud...


I have this exact same kit and it managed to explode after a scale version of a two story fall... I still have the rubber band though!
  Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Oct 18, 2006 3:37 PM
YEA it exploded! Now this is an official exploding toy entry.
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