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Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date posted: Nov 19, 2006 9:17 AM
I'm Shutting the Power Down!
It happened suddenly yesterday morning, I was answering email and Hubby-Wan was heating up Padawan-Wan's waffle for breakfast when..... zzzzzzzzzeeeeump......
The power went out.

Horror of horrors the tv dared to go out as well and Padawan-Wan flipped out. We are not necessarily one of those families where the tv is on 24/7, padawan plopped in front of the boob-tube vegging out turning his brain to mush. But, I am not above using the tv throughout the day as a way of keeping the padawan out from underfoot. So he does have certain shows he loves to watch, Curious George being one of them. When there is no access to the tv during that "special time" on Saturday morning, everyone better watch out, it's gonna be a rough day.

I have vowed in the recent past to not touch the computer on the weekends: no message boards, no blogs, no internet, no email, but it fails miserably. I've discovered living in Vegas that more people choose to use email as the first form of communication. We have a birthday party to go to and of course the invitation came via email! So, my vow of computer celibacy Saturdays & Sundays fails miserably otherwise I would be missing important messages. When the power went out, I was reading directions to said birthday party. Without the internet how could I use Yahoo! Maps to find my way?

I crawled downstairs to find Hubby pacing frantically. "I can't make my coffee, I can't cook my eggs, we don't have any milk for cereal, what are we going to eat?" :^O In a stroke of luck, we were supposed to go grocery shopping yesterday morning so we did not have even half the items in our fridge we normally would, things that would spoil should the power stay off. Hubby grabbed a pop tart, I finished the padawan's soggy waffle. Tummy's full, we had now rethink our entire day.

We called the electric company to find out that the power was out throughout our area - it was a significant outage spanning a few miles in each direction. Would there be traffic lights? Was the grocery store even open? And why bother shopping when everything would spoil after we got it into our powerless refrigerator? We needed to think of something fast, the Padawan was beginning to panic.

It was a perfect day for a walk so we got dressed, headed out to the footpath that is near our house. We figured tiring out the padawan would be a great way to settle him down, he was so worried about the power being out that he even was worried about the cat surviving this!! The walk definitely took his mind off of things until it was time to go home. Ok, time to think again... let's call Gramma-Wan & Grampa-Wan and see if they're up for a visit. Grandparents are always the greatest weapon in any parent's arsenal!

We packed the cooler to bring a few "essentials" to my parents' house to store in their fridge & freezer until the crisis was over (Ben & Jerry's & tater tots pretty much all that was left in our freezer on shopping day!). As we unloaded the ice cream into my parents' freezer they had a good chuckle at our expense - that the only thing worth saving was the B&J. "Where's your eggs? Milk?" my mom kept asking. Our response: "Don't care. Don't care. Don't care." God save us if my Vermonty Python turns into a milkshake, there will be hell to pay if that happens.

After a brief visit with my parents, of course the padawan being stuffed full of snacks in the process, we headed out to lunch. We discovered a really nice Chinese restaurant right around the corner from my parents. We have to remember to tell them about it. Then off to shopping for a fake xmas tree. Yup.... we're breaking down & buying a fake tree this year. Hubby-Wan & I have been together for 10 xmases and have always had live trees. But upon further thought out here we weren't sure what sorts of interesting creatures would be brought into the house via the tree. If we didn't have a cat, I might be inclined to try just once, but my cat is a monster, he'll attack anything that moves, scorpion, gopher snake, tarantula. I don't want to come home one day to find a dead cat with a huge spider stuck to his face like that guy in Alien. I'd never be right again!

New fake tree in the trunk, we hoped that the electricity would be back on. Not because *we* had anything important we needed to do with the computer or the tv or washing machine, but because the padawan was about to blow a gasket over not being able to play LEGO SW 2 when we got home. As we neared our driveway, I pressed the button on the garage door opener and.... It worked!! Hooray! We're saved!!

The Padawan shot out of the car the second I opened the door and made a beeline for the PS2. It had been almost 6 hours since he'd heard the sweet buzzing of the refrigerator & seen the tv screen anything but black. He did not handle this blackout very well, he acted as though it was the end of the world. But seriously, November in Vegas we're comparatively warm to other places so it's not like we were in danger of freezing to death and because the blackout was during the day it's also not that we would use lights. I was surprised at his reaction. I just hope we don't suffer another blackout again in the next 13 years before he moves out of the house.

Fat chance.

janlomona
Smugglers Rants
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 9:33 AM
And I thought you said you couldn't think of anything to write! Sounds like the dark side was conspiring against you there Oboe-Wan.
Speaking of whcih, if hubby is Hubby-Wan, and little 'un is Padawan-Wan, what am I? Marky-Wan? Lomona-Wan?
I need to know before there is a power cut to my brain!
jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 9:39 AM
Congrats on surviving with the youngster and no TV! :^O

God save us if my Vermonty Python turns into a milkshake, there will be hell to pay if that happens.
Best. Flavor. Ever. Can anyone honestly give me something better than little cow-shaped chocolates in my ice cream? I didn't even know this treasure existed until I went to Vermont this summer and visited the B&J's factory. FACTORY!!!!!! Every flavor they've ever made was at this place. I'm drooling just thinking about it...
  Michelle1968
M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 9:47 AM
LOL- that was funny. You guys sound so much like us. The power went off here in August. Aside from the AC not working, I was content reading. The rest of the family though, holy cow, they went nuts! Hubby paced, worried about missing a Padre game. Junior was heartbroken for losing his place in a PS2 game. Little guy wasn't too upset and actually came up with a great idea for us all to go to the beach! Ended up having a blast and upon our return, the power was back.

Now I'm hungry (Chinese, waffles & ice cream are on my mind) Hey! Ever tried putting ice cream on a waffle? YUMMY! :D
  darthlando22
The Starship Enterprise
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 9:51 AM
You live in Vegas? Oh, I feel so sorry for you....
  Japanese Fett
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 10:07 AM
Good thing I did not experience that yesterday. I cannot live without power.
You live in Vegas? Oh, I feel so sorry for you....
Vegas isn't a bad city. There may be bad areas, but there are more good areas.

Sayonara, & MTFBWY (-_-)
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 10:53 AM
We are beyond useless when the power goes out (we live in a big house at the top of a high, high hill) due to the fact that nobody ever knows where the flashlights are nor seems to remember how many stairs we have.
It sounds like you folks coped remarkably well. Kudos for taking padawan-wan's mind off matters.
Did it affect the Vegas strip? I wonder what the place would look like with no lights :O
  BountyHunterBossk421
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 11:03 AM
he was so worried about the power being out that he even was worried about the cat surviving this!!
Poor little youngling!
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 11:59 AM
Any opportunity to gorge on Ben & Jerry's can't be all bad. ;)

Thanks for the fun story -- and glad you came back from the dark side!
  darth maul517
Darth Jedi Maul Secura
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 12:24 PM
Great story. Glad to see you made it through those hard times.
  Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 1:02 PM
Glad you and yours survived your outage. Poor padawan. I too know the horrors of the tv not working, which is why threatening to unplug it works when I want to keep my sibs in line! :)
  Japanese Fett
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 2:44 PM
Did it affect the Vegas strip? I wonder what the place would look like with no lights
I don't think so. I saw the entire strip from the Henderson area, & no lights were down.
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 5:19 PM
Speaking of whcih, if hubby is Hubby-Wan, and little 'un is Padawan-Wan, what am I? Marky-Wan? Lomona-Wan?
How about Jan-Wan? :^O


I went to Vermont this summer and visited the B&J's factory.
Otherwise known as Mecca.

Ever tried putting ice cream on a waffle?
BUt of course, Dahling!!

You live in Vegas? Oh, I feel so sorry for you....
We don't actually live at Cesar's Palace, you know. It's a very nice city - probably the nicest place I've ever lived.
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 5:22 PM
Vegas isn't a bad city. There may be bad areas, but there are more good areas.
Yes! To JapaneseFett you listen!!

Did it affect the Vegas strip? Nope! A couple blocks off the strip were out, but nothing on it.
I wonder what the place would look like with no lights Oh the horror!!! I'm sure they all have back up generators JUST for their neon! :^O

and glad you came back from the dark side!
Sure thing! Deciding not to post vs. being forced not to post really makes you want to do it even more. :p

  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 5:25 PM
Glad to see you made it through those hard times.
It was rough!

Dogs & cats living together. Mass Hysteria!!

I too know the horrors of the tv not working
But like you said, it's a weapon of forcing good behavior!!

I saw the entire strip from the Henderson area, & no lights were down.
I still haven't heard why there was an outage - of course, I haven't really looked in to it, either... Laaaaaaahaaaazy!!!!
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: Nov 19, 2006 6:32 PM
Welcome to the age of computers, technology, and ultimate POWAH! Well, I guess you can start pronouncing it "power" now. People in LV might look at you like your *weeid* or something. :p

I'm trying not to get ice cream on my keyboard....
hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Nov 20, 2006 11:47 AM
You survived!!! Yea!

I had 18 hours without power during Hurricane Rita! It was awful... Luckily, our friend had power, so we "camped out" at his apartment and were able to go back and forth to care for our animals. It was HOT in our apartment!!! :p

So glad the Padawan-wan made it!! Woo-hoo!! :D
JediMelindaWolf
Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Nov 20, 2006 12:00 PM
God save us if my Vermonty Python turns into a milkshake, there will be hell to pay if that happens.

I can understand that! :) Let's put everything in the proper perspective here! ;)

Next time you have a power outage, at least your padawan will know that all is not lost (well, except the milk maybe), and the power will . . . eventually . . . come back on. There was the time a few years back when we were without power for four days. Imagine you padawan's reaction to that . . .

MTFBWY :)
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Nov 20, 2006 12:14 PM
I was in high school when western NY had the massive ice storm in January 1991. We were without power for a week but at least we had a wood stove & our water heater was gas. So many of our neighbors stayed with us that whole time. Good times, good times....


New York City has now power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
'Cause I stay away from dairy
A-La-la-la-la-la-la-la
MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Nov 20, 2006 4:12 PM
Sorry so late to this party, here!! I know the frustrations of which you speak....it's amazing how many times you can tell a 4-year-old "It won't work - we need electricity," and they just don't get it! At first its cute, but gets as annoying as kouhuns crawling up your pantleg after a while!
Glad to see you survived the non-power predicament, my dear!!! :D
Darthcharlie32
The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Nov 20, 2006 9:46 PM
New York City has now power
And the milk is getting sour
But to me it is not scary
'Cause I stay away from dairy
A-La-la-la-la-la-la-la


Could that song....BE anymore funny?
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Jul 29, 2008 9:03 AM
Well look at you, #3 on the Most Popular Blogs List.... :D

Funny blog, Oboe! I can't live without unlimited power.

]:)
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Jul 29, 2008 11:52 AM
I thought it was sarlacc that did the time warping untill I read the comment. I like nob live on top of a very tall hill(possibly mountain) in a very large house. Fortunately laptops have batteries and we have a generator that can run the essentials. Such as the wireless router for battery laptops.
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Jul 29, 2008 1:12 PM
This is so fun! Who knew that by doing NOTHING I could make the list again?!

Hey, if anyone wants to treat me to a free HS membership again, I'll be happy to blog once more. ;)
Sarlacc-Pitt
Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Jul 29, 2008 2:54 PM
Hey, if anyone wants to treat me to a free HS membership again, I'll be happy to blog once more.

*holds and flails hand up in the air* I know! I know! To raise money, we'll have a car... er... landspeeder wash! Funnnnnnn!!!

:D
Qui-Gon Reborn
The Fifth Dimension
date Posted: Jul 29, 2008 8:41 PM
Never turn to the Dark Side...:D

MTFBWY!
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