It occured to me that Hubby-Wan has a Star Wars language all his own. I can't always be around to name creatures & ships for him, so he uses his well honed skills of improvisation to fill Padawan-Wan's mind with SW knowledge. A long time MST3K fan, he is also talented at this particular skill.

You Star Wars skills are about to be put to a test.
See if you can guess what Hubby-Wan is describing:

1 Cycloptopus : the freaky creature with one furry eye & any number of tentacles. Enjoys cat but Luke will be a suitable substitute.

2 Gator-Tron : spikey large mouth animal that feeds on droids. But not astromechs.

3 What movie is this from:
VADER: Remind me again why I'm slummin' it on this planet? And no, I will not remove all metal items & place them in the box.

4 Can you identify this scene:
HAN: You all right?
LUKE: Yeah. But you're gonna get frozen, so... good luck with that.

5 Hubby-Wan just whined: I want to make the front page!!

6 I.E.o.F.S. Involuntary Expulsion of Foreign Substance. Otherwise known as....

7 Another scene for you:
LEIA: Being held by you is hardly enough to get me excited.
HAN: (smiling) Sorry, I haven't got time for anything else.
LEIA: [to herself] Laugh it up fuzzball. Next time he see's me I'll be naked in 3.5.

8 Which character flies around in a ship named The Sexecutor?

9 What movie is this from:
DROID: Sir, it will take quite awhile to evacuate the T-forty-sevens.
LUKE: Well, forget the heavy equipment. There's plenty of time to get the smaller modules on the transports. But not you. You're staying behind with the rest of the garbage.

10 One more scene for you:
LEIA: Smells like stomach in here.

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On a side note, we are marking our 13th anniversary together - our very first date was watching the OT from 10pm until 5am on VHS tapes of HBO broadcasts! Awesome.