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date posted: May 03, 2007 8:15 PM  |  updated: May 03, 2007 8:15 PM
Baddest of the Bad - Part 2
This was so much fun the first time that I decided we should play this little game again. Here goes!

One of these characters is not like the others:
A) The Phantom of the Opera
B) Darth Vader
C) Davy Jones
D) Captain Nemo


Oh well, you're just going to have to wait a few minutes before we arrive at the answer. First, let's review the characteristics they have in common. Come along. Take my hand.

MASKS

Of course, The Phantom of the Opera & Darth Vader both wear masks to hide their hideously deformed faces. PotO does not need his mask in order to live unlike DV who would die without his. Captain Nemo wears a metaphorical mask: The Nautilus. Davy Jones is then the only one w/o a mask (weird face, yes, mask no) but I'll tell you right now DJ is not the answer we're looking for.


FUNNY NAMES

Yeah, I think these guys all have goofy names. I mean, who names their kid "Phantom" anyway? Perhaps next year we'll see it make the top 100 Most Popular Boy Names of 2007, but I'm not holding my breath. Davy Jones? Isn't he a Monkee? Is Captain Nemo named after that Disney fish? And what about Darth Vader? What is that supposed to mean anyway? Nope, this category doesn't eliminate anyone.



WATERY LAIR

PotO, DJ & CN all live in some sort of watery domain - be it a mystical lake, the bottom of the ocean or in a futuristic submarine. This does eliminate Darth Vader but couldn't we say he exists in the "vast ocean of space"? Ok, that was lame, and Darth Vader IS the correct answer, but this is not the characteristic that sets him apart.


GREAT SENSE OF STYLE

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man. There's unfortunately a large amount of truth to those ZZTop lyrics. And this category does eliminate one of our contendors. PotO is one of the best dressed stalkers in history - wearing a tuxedo! Who can resist that? Darth Vader in his full body armor, cape & leather pants? Ooh baby. Captain Nemo: of course girls are suckers for men in uniform - and did I mention the hat? Davy Jones... um... seaweed, tentacles & slime are not exactly in this season. Although, I'm one to talk flaunting my own set of tentacles.

So what in the WORLD can the common strain be that makes DARTH VADER our answer yet again?




Do you have a guess?








You have 3 seconds to guess....




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...write your wish on your forehead, take a picture & email it to me...
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fine. Here's the answer:

Darth Vader is the only one in the list who does not play the organ. Yup. That's the answer. That is unless he has a little Casiotone inside his meditaion egg with which to practice his favorite tune...


Now send the link to this blog to every single person in your address book within 3 minutes of reading this or you will get Axel F stuck in your head for 24 hours.