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Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date posted: Jan 12, 2006 7:53 AM  |  updated: Jan 12, 2006 8:09 AM
Exploding Count Dooku Lightsaber
It's been a while since our son received any Star Wars toy that would qualify for the "Exploding Star Wars Toys Series". I've been feeling like I need to get to the store and purposefully buy something that will immediately break just so I have something to blog about....

And then it happened.... miracle of all miracles. I am sitting here at the computer, checking in on my favorite bloggers, when it happened. The cat comes running into the room, full speed, tail puffed, back hairs bristled. He's acting strange, but then again, who doesn't act strange in our house? He turns toward me, lengthens his body to that unnatural length that any cat owner can recognize in an instant as the "barf stance." Here it comes, the gagging, the coughing, the waves of dry heaves rippling through his body, and then "blllleeeeeccccckkkkkk......" out shoots the puke. Yummy, I know, but don't pass out just yet.

"Oh, for Pete's sake," I say and the cat runs full bore out of the room ahead of me. He stops dead in front of me and I rush to get paper towels, I know what's coming: this barf session is not over yet! I return with the towels in time to see him heaving and hacking for round 2. This time, what should shoot out of his mouth? I mean, literally, shoot out like a tiny bolt from a crossbow.


(I'll wait while you reread the title of the blog......)


You got it: a tiny, Count Dooku lightsaber. To clarify, this is a lightsaber that would go with your average action figure. So, what, like 2 inches long or something? I'm not sure if the lightsaber itself can be considered the exploding toy, but it did explode out of my kitty cat! I'm guessing the ergonomic design facilitated the ease of swallowing as well as the ease of regurgitation as it followed the natural curvature of his esophagus.

Ok, well, have a great lunch everyone!!!

  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:03 AM
Just how big was the toy lightsaber? If it's one of those life-size ones 30 centimetres long with an extendable blade than you must have one hell of a huge cat.
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:08 AM
LOL! Actually, it was just from an action figure. (maybe I'd better edit the blog before more people think I own an illegal tiger!!!)
  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:18 AM
Can someone please tell me what 'LOL' means? People use it everywhere and I just don't have a clue what it means.
  Bai Ahzur
Bai Ahzur's usless, but hopefully entertaining, yet somewhat eneventful, however rewarding, blog.
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:38 AM
LOL, Laughing Out Loud.
  Blue leader46
The CIS Shadowfeed Department
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:42 AM
Thank you.
  Darth Rex0
So be it....
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 8:51 AM
Is it cruel of me if I can't stop laughing? Is this where we share pet puke stories? I won't do that, but I have some dandys. Just imagine a Great Dane and the amount of stuff I could be talking about. Thanks for the laugh.
amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 10:02 AM
The great Dane could puke up the full-sized light saber!

Geez...and the most exciting thing MY felines ever puked up was tinsel...
  Zelaskowski
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 11:19 AM
I have a yorkshire terrier, (very small) with an oral fetish. She has puked up MANY toys among other things, but, somehow worse, she has NOT puked some up! My 8 year old was cleaning the back yard of canine waste, ans saw a small pink thing sticking out of a pile. Turns out, it was a Barbie shoe. He and his sister found 4 shoes that day. They were fascinated, and the lawn has never been so clean!
  Darth Rex0
So be it....
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 11:31 AM
the lawn has never been so clean!

That is hilarious. I can just picture the kids out there looking over every square inch of the yard. Great story.
  macewindu882
Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 11:46 AM
I know what you mean.
  darthzew
Darth Zew's Throne Room
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 11:48 AM
My dog ate one of my Han Solo action figures and we found parts of him in the stupid dog's crap.
  Bai Ahzur
Bai Ahzur's usless, but hopefully entertaining, yet somewhat eneventful, however rewarding, blog.
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 11:48 AM
I can remeber doing something similar to what you mentioned Z. Mine however involved a lego, a magnifying glass, and a poop scoop.
  Darth_Starius
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 12:59 PM
all i have to say is sweet:^O
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 2:28 PM
OMG, this blog is turning out to be the most fun with all the comments! Hey, every once in a while we all need to talk about doody!! :)
Padawan_Katis
Whispers From the Jedi Archives
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 3:25 PM
So funny! :^O It made my day! My family has cats too. (four of them) So I can sympethise with you about when you hear a cat start to gag. :| Thankfully the closest thing they've gotten close to eating of my SW collection was LEGO figures and parts. Though one has a strange habit of licking the frost of the front window every morning. (his water dish is just across the room too! :p)
  Charlette Beckler
Bush & Palpatine: Similarities in Office?
date Posted: Jan 12, 2006 3:48 PM
LOL! that was the funniest thing of my day! :D
Darthcharlie32
The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Jan 13, 2006 9:22 AM
that made my dayLOL....closest thing to that ive seen is my dog bringing me a Super D in his mouth.. not the same as that..
  jekkjekktarr
Tales of The Jekk Jekk Tarr
date Posted: Jan 13, 2006 9:43 PM
Funny.... I swallowed the lightsaber to my DArth Vader when I was 3 :P
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:11 PM
oh god i think i almost passed out on this one because i have 2 labrador retreivers and a cat. on of my dogs gets everything. i found her with a peice of string and i pulled it out ouf her mout and i swear it came oout of her stomach too
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:14 PM
and heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrre she comes with whats that a chinese wan tan soup take out thing
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