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Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date posted: Feb 03, 2006 7:06 PM  |  updated: Oct 13, 2006 11:38 AM
Exploding TIE Interceptor
One of the best parts about buying Star Wars toys for our son is watching things break apart. And not just the things that are supposed to break, but the things you least expect! I'm sure there's a blog in there somewhere for the drawer of spare parts he has in his bedroom, but I'll save that for another day. Tonight, it's time to blog about his new Lego Tie Interceptor.

This is not the fault of the toy or the Legos themselves... this one is all on Mommy. I admit, I am a clod who can't seem to manuever Legos properly! It may also be a byproduct of some performance related tendonitis that my fingers don't seem to work well for finite motor skills - like those needed to piece together those little transparent "lights" that are on all the Lego SW ships. Forget it - I can barely manage it!

So today, my husband brought home the Lego TIE Interceptor kit. Awesome. The Padawan is beside himself, jumping up and down, can barely contain his excitement as he watches Daddy piece this thing together. Finally the ship complete, the 4-year-old now has a TIE Interceptor - the ultimate TIE fighter in his opinion. Of course it's Lego, so that means you have to be gentle with it. Ok, the Padawan understands this concept, but what about Mommy?

Um..... well..... whistles innocently, turning her eyes skyward, kicks at a stone on the ground....

I finally get a chance to get a close look at this ship and I notice there is a little guy inside the cockpit. Is it a mini-Darth Vader? Is it a TIE-pilot? Who is it? I MUST find out. So, I procede to "lift" the windshield on it's little tiny Lego hinge and rip it off.

Ok.... no problem, I'll just snap it back into place.... As I'm applying what I think it minimal pressure to snap this back on, I manage to push off the top hatch of the cockpit. Hey! Look! It is a tiny TIE-pilot! Wow! But, no time to waste, the Padawan is pacing and asking when I'll be done fixing his TIE. I'm working on it!!

Now I'm putting the windshield and the top hatch back together, that works just fine, now time to gently gently gently press it all back into place and......BAM! I smash the whole thing down into the cockpit, knocking the little pilot right out along with his control panel. Now the padawan is in a full panic - his little forehead dotted with sweat. "Mommy, Daddy can fix it when he gets home."

"No! I can do it!" I tell the little punk. Ok, pilot is back in, control panel secure, start to piece the windshield and top hatch back together which of course are back in pieces. This time, there's something new that also fell off. What the heck is this? I can't even describe this piece and I'm not even sure where it goes, but deductive reasoning tells me it belongs on the back of the cockpit so I try to put it on along with everything else.

I'm sure everyone's had this "snowball" effect when either putting together or "fixing" their Lego models, but you truly haven't lived until you have a panicked 4-year-old dancing around you demanding you to hurry up and quit breaking his toy!

Finally, after about 10 minutes of messing around with these little parts, I finally get it all back together. Carefully I start to hand it to the Padawan. "Be careful, Mommy just fixed it," I tell him. "I am very careful with it Mommy. I won't break it like you did." HA! I just got dissed by my own offspring.

It was decided by both of us the safest place for the Lego TIE Interceptor was on top of his toy chest where he could see it from his bed - but more importantly he could keep his eyes out for his bumbling mother and prevent her from reconfiguring it yet again!!

amidalooine
The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 8:00 PM
I'm sure everyone's had this "snowball" effect when either putting together or "fixing" their Lego models, but you truly haven't lived until you have a panicked 4-year-old dancing around you demanding you to hurry up and quit breaking his toy!

Ah yes...for me it was race tracks....particularly those with loops or cool vertical turns that required heavy duty support. They weren't meant to actually be played with...well...not by ME anyway!

Cool blog entry...as always!
  masterneff52
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 8:05 PM
At least you put it back together, my mother dismantled an entire lego set of mine because she thought it would be easier to move (she figured she had to put in the box, I don't know don't ask me what she was thinking), and she THREW AWAY the DIRECTIONS!! It's amazing how something can spark a distant memory like that. However, you should be commended for you valiant effort and success in fixing the awesome TIE Interceptor.

The Force is with us.
Michelle1968
M68- Star Wars Kid at Heart
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 8:51 PM
Sucks to be you, mom. :D LOL!!!!!!

So, did he blab about it to pops or were you left with some dignity?
  Obi-Tyler
Master Obi-Tyler's Blog Archive.
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 9:13 PM
HA! Another great blog from Oboe-Wan. You always got something funny to say. And also did you get my return E-mail? Anyways thanks once again for putting me on your blog roll. Your on mine just to let you know incase you didn't know. I'm looking forward to another episode of Mommy Breaks 4-year old son's Toy.lol.
  Rogue Squadron Leader
After-Action Summary
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 9:21 PM
Oh that's hilarious Oboe...poor kid. ;)
jkthunder
Seven Pieces
date Posted: Feb 03, 2006 10:12 PM
"No! I can do it!" I tell the little punk

:O :^O :^O

practice my dear... practice - just like carnegie hall;)
  shatterpoint282
''This Party's Over ''
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 8:31 AM
LOL , amusing as always Oboe-Wan . :^O :)
Darthcharlie32
The Cantina at the End of the Universe!
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 8:45 AM
:_| I Have that EXACT model... and ive been through a similar exprince (take out the kid and insert a mad cat)Great Blog Oboe!
Darth Vader
Meditation Chamber
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 9:14 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!

You are the best!!!

:^O :^O :^O :^O

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PLEASE! Keep buying SW toys. This is hilarious!

:^O
Padawan_Katis
Whispers From the Jedi Archives
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 9:16 AM
As always, really funny! MAde my day! Thanks for sharing! :^O
  jedimasterninks
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 9:23 AM
Yay! More exploding toys!!!!
  Obi-Tyler
Master Obi-Tyler's Blog Archive.
date Posted: Feb 04, 2006 11:55 AM
Also I'm a real big Lego collector myself Oboe. I've got that same model and two other models that come out this month.
  Master Andy Luke Skywalker
date Posted: Feb 06, 2006 1:51 PM
Go Oboe and Exploding Toys!!
i have a small scale falcon lego model and every time I pick it up it fall apart and I have to look in the teeny tiny manual to figure out how to place it back together. By the way, padawan needs to learn patience, or he will go to the dark side of exploding toys.
:D
  Oboe-Wan
Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Feb 06, 2006 6:55 PM
There is, at the bottom of one of his toy boxes, all the parts to a Lego Clone Scout Walker (I think that's what it's called) that he got from Santa. Let's see.... my husband put it together xmas morning.... it sat on the coffee table for approximately 3.14 minutes before..... you guessed it: explosion! It has not been reconstructed since, though hubby says that the instructions are on his dresser, I think he's just afraid to tell me he lost them!!!
  -=Mr. McCool=-
date Posted: Feb 16, 2006 11:01 AM
That's the problem I have with Star Wars Legos. They're plenty of fun, but on display they do nothing but collect dust that is IMPOSSIBLE to get off. You try and store them somehow to make room for more, and what happens? -- a mess. Then when you want to bring them back out again they're all mixed together with half the pieces missing and somehow all of the directions have conveniently disappeared. OMG....

I'll stick to collection the 3 3/4" figs. Much safer and better looking on display.
  SithMonkey11
date Posted: Feb 18, 2006 4:07 PM
The best thing is how he went from the Padawan, to the Little Punk. Also the mystery part was funny too.
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:20 PM
oh god i just did something similar with my small i mean large no extra large set of legos. i have not only star wars but harry potter to and all of te other off the wall sets that are fun. and my mom always drops them when shes dusting and so no they are in theis helicopter submarine ski thing that all of the star wars minifigures are now in.
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