Contact Music, one of my most frequented haunts for really sloppy journalism, strikes again with this shocking expose.

JACKSON SLAMS MCGREGOR'S STAR WARS RANT


Actor SAMUEL L. JACKSON is baffled by STAR WARS co-star EWAN MCGREGOR's recent attack on the sci-fi franchise - insisting his role was a dream come true. MCGregor claimed the prequels were the worst films he has ever made, but Jackson can't understand the reasoning behind his statement. Jackson says, "I'm sorry Ewan feels that way. I always loved those movies; I always wanted to be in one."

Ohhh... BOOM goes the dynamite! SLAM simply doesn't cover it. Not since that meteor PLOWED into those dinosaurs has there been a roundhouse so powerful. Can't you just feel the blistering heat coming off that cannon-lobbed "I'm sorry". Man, Ewan is gonna think twice before ever having a quote (or, as is known in some periodicals as a "rant" apparently) attributed to him by a third person like in this story.

I should fess up to a few things before Contact Music's vigilant reporters expose my recent behavior. Yes, I totally EVISCERATED my browser today for slowly loading a webpage, and also DECAPITATED a barista for placing my order in such a way that I almost grabbed someone else's coffee. I believe my direct quote was, "sorry about that."

My temper is almost as bad as Sam's.

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