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Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date posted: Dec 31, 2007 10:40 AM
Movies: The Best of (What I Saw in) 2007
2006 was the year my movie-viewing had dropped to under 20 films in the theater. I more than made up for it in 2007, as I made it a point to see more movies of more varied types on the big screen. There were a few that I missed and then caught up on video, but I'm not counting those. There are also still three notable hold outs (Juno, The Orphanage and Walk Hard) that I've promised to see with other folks that we just haven't gotten around to seeing yet, so take note of their absence. And, I'm not counting re-releases, like the Final Cut of Blade Runner or special screenings, like the showing of Star Trek: The Menagerie. Still, that leaves 32 movies this year.

Here's in order from best to not-best.

1. The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters -- A story and cast that has to be seen to be believed, and even then you probably won't believe it. An incredibly engrossing underdog story that you can get behind regardless of your interest (or lack of) in Donkey Kong peeing contests.
2. Pan's Labyrinth -- Incredibly refreshing to see a fantasy tale that is imminently un-happy-meal-able.
3. Zodiac -- Meticulous and incredibly detailed, as befits a tale of obsession. This scored extra points since I'm living in the area now.
4. Charlie Wilson's War -- Smart and snappy, a comedy for those who read the Economist.
5. Ratatouille -- So uniquely perfect, and able to convey emotions and sensations that you'd never thought possible, yet very accessible.
6. Enchanted -- A pitch-perfect wink to classic Disneyana with enough modern savvy to be funny and magical to all ages.
7. No Country for Old Men -- The classic Coens are back. A grueling and tense exercise in watching someone dig their own grave.
8. Michael Clayton -- Very dense with great performance and discussion-worthy moral ambiguity throughout.
9. Superbad -- The best love story of the year.
10. The Bourne Ultimatum -- A satisfying conclusion that makes you realize how good these movies were.
11. Grindhouse -- See it in a filthy movie theater if possible.
12. Sicko -- Made me proud to be Canadian.
13. Eastern Promises -- The best naked fight since Borat. Solid, but the resolution seemed a little hollywood.
14. American Gangster -- If you see only one '70s cop saga this year, see Zodiac. If you see two, though... Really good, but doesn't really add anything new to the genre.
15. Atonement -- Fantastically acted, but the gimmick of its resolution doesn't really blend in too smoothly.
16. Charlotte's Web -- A sweet, solid adaptation.
17. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix -- Considering how much it had to condense, it works well.
18. Live Free or Die Hard -- Big dumb fun.
19. Transformers -- Bigger dumber fun.
20. The Simpsons Movie -- Funny, touching and epic.
21. I Am Legend -- Falls apart at the end.
22. The Golden Compass -- Dense and clumsy, but compelling enough that I want to revisit this world.
23. 300 -- Mantastic!
24. Talk to Me -- Great performances, but story suffers from unneeded sentimentalism.
25. Blades of Glory -- Silly. See it with a figure skater, like I did, and you'll see there's a whole 'nother set of jokes you're not getting.
26. Knocked Up -- Funny and informed gender politics.
27. 30 Days of Night -- Great premise, but utterly forgettable characters. A few good jumps.
28. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer -- Largely inconsequential, but the filmmakers deserve some recognition for correctly assessing that they only had about 90 minutes of story.
29. Beowulf -- They're getting closer, but it's not quite there yet. Still, it's worth seeing in IMAX 3-D if just for the window into things to come.
30. Dragon Wars: D-War -- A cheddariffic Korean import that makes very little sense but is at least honest in its desire to entertain you. Good clean incompetent fun.
31. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- As bloated and fun as a beached whale.
32. Spider-Man 3 -- It wasn't even the dancing or the Emo-Spidey that did this in. It was the brain-dead Goblin storyline. Why waste all that time if you're gonna make him a villain again? And the damn butler was just sitting on that info? Hey, Jeeves, if you see that I'm dressing up as the Goblin every night to avenge the death of my old man -- feel free to tell me he died at his own hand before I get too carried away.


greenandwhitejedi
Bar 66
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 11:17 AM
I Am Legend -- Falls apart at the end.

Did it ever. "Look at the butterfly, daddy". Just shut up. Shut up and get Juan Carlos Fresnadillo to direct a proper, faithful adaptation that does the book justice. Will Smith was largely excellent, though.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day (gone fishin')
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 11:34 AM
"Mantastic" is my new favorite word. I thank you.
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 12:50 PM
It wasn't even the dancing or the Emo-Spidey that did this in


I dont know, it was right at that point where Peter Parker started busting his moves that I was ready to turn the damn DVD off...it reminded me WAY too much of the campy crapola that was "Batman Forever."

and yeah that butler shoulda spoke up a TAD sooner, mighta saved Harry a LOT of stress in his life, eh? sheesh.
DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 12:52 PM
19. Transformers -- Bigger dumber fun.


Oh, and I agree with TWO out of the three...Big, and DUMB....OMG I hated this movie.
leia19886
Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 2:05 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix : Considering how much it had to be condensed it works well. Yes it did. Did you ever get around to reading the last book?

I Am Legand : it falls apart in the end. Mabey I'll watch it when it gets around to
being on television.

Happy New Year!
  zach starwalker
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 2:57 PM
31. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End -- As bloated and fun as a beached whale.

Don't you mean; As bloated and fun as a beached Kraken.
nob01
Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 3:00 PM
Yep - that's a nail being hit on the head as far as I can tell.
Completely agree regarding the horrible failings of ALL the threequals this year, and disliked legend's ending too. Intensely.
Think I probably enjoyed 30 Days of Night a little more though :)
But then I'm just a sicko.
Pabawan
Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 3:58 PM
[[the horrible failings of ALL the threequals this year, ]] Never saw Shrek 3, because I disliked the first Shrek so much. Never saw 2 for that matter.

[[Did you ever get around to reading the last book?]] Yes I did. This was the year I started -- and finished -- reading Harry Potter novels. I managed to tear through all seven in a little over a month. Clearly, I enjoyed them.

ph
  Captain Peabody
date Posted: Dec 31, 2007 4:51 PM
5. Ratatouille -- So uniquely perfect, and able to convey emotions and sensations that you'd never thought possible, yet very accessible.

I'm always surprised at how little attention this movie has gotten...in my opinion, it was one of the best films of the year.

Happy New Year!

  Jay-Dub Jinn 748
There's always a bigger blog...
date Posted: Jan 01, 2008 2:36 PM
Oh, and I agree with TWO out of the three...Big, and DUMB....OMG I hated this movie.

Yeah, yeah. We all know that you hated it. But why did you hate it? ?:|

Sheesh. :|
  juanmaramone
date Posted: Jan 08, 2008 2:54 AM
A GREART VIDEO OF STAR WARS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ8sn7Wo3mE
caledre
If There's A Bright Center To The Universe...
date Posted: Jan 13, 2008 12:36 AM
-[[the horrible failings of ALL the threequals this year, ]] Never saw Shrek 3, because I disliked the first Shrek so much. Never saw 2 for that matter. -

Amen, brother. That first one just seemed mean spirited to me. I took my kid and was not impressed or pleased with all the not so subtle Disney bashing. I'm not a huge fan of Disney's policies, but when you advertise a movie for kids, it ought to be for kids. The gross out humor didn't do it for me.
lovelucas
date Posted: Jan 18, 2008 8:32 PM
Best performance of the year.....Marion Cotillard in "La Vie En Rose" - saw it way back in the spring at my local indie theater (where I saw Hayden's "Shattered Glass" and Natalie's "Paris Je T'aime") and even then it was obvious.. People stayed through the credits, always a barometer of something special. Total strangers talking to one another seeking confirmation of the greatness. As if it were needed.

and Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd. You have to come into this film knowing that: - - A. It's a musical. B. (pardon the pun) There Will Be Blood.

But Johnny..............diversification is thine.
  General Tarfful
The Kachirho Daily Journal
date Posted: Jan 25, 2008 7:51 PM
Re: Charlie Wilson's War--I'm (sort of) related to guy who wrote the book. Fascinating stuff.

Transformers just at #19!? For all its dumbness, I loved it, haha. :) (It definitely deserves the VFX Oscar, by the way.)

The Golden Compass would've been better had it ended when the book ended. But I'm definitely looking forward to the sequels.

Maybe I was just too tired when I saw it, but POTC3 rambled on too long. But ILM did an awesome job, as usual. I just wish the whole fleets had gotten involved at the end there...
  General Tarfful
The Kachirho Daily Journal
date Posted: Jan 25, 2008 7:51 PM
And by the way, I just read your superweapons feature, which was fantastic. :) (And I'm glad I waited to finish Fury before doing so!) Superweapons are sort of the WMDs of the GFFA, eh? Whether or not you use them, whether or not they're practical, it's a status icon.
  Kiro
date Posted: Feb 16, 2008 12:23 AM
Unrelated to this blog, but can we expect the new Rookies webstrip any time soon? I hope so... ]:)
  exarxan
The chronicles of a writer
date Posted: Mar 03, 2008 7:30 AM
Dear Pablo,

First of all I want to stay on topic by saying that I agree on most moviesw from what I saw myself. Shrek 3 was horrible indeed.

Second of all I would like to ask you something WTS related. For over a few months we, the writers of Whats the Story entries, are waiting for an update. We were sad to see it cancelled and we hope that you could give us an update on that last article with the last batch of winners?

Greetings,Sander de Lange for all the WTS writers
GeneralVeers
Cheeser
date Posted: Mar 04, 2008 4:01 PM
I got to revisit A New Hope due to your hyperspace commentary.

I wanted to personally thank you for your time recording the hyperspace dvd commentary for A New Hope. I really enjoyed all the bits of info that you expounded upon. It is fun to know a little more about what went into the film and things that I either missed or just never knew about.

Thanks again,
Mason Williams
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