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Fragments from the Mind's Eye

by: Pabawan

date posted: Feb 23, 2006 10:56 PM | updated: May 01, 2006 5:21 PM

1977 Blog Titles

Why did the Death Star blow up?

Owen and Beru are alive! (theory inside)

PLOT HOLE: Why does Han come back at the end?

How to sand people eat?

PARSECS? PARSECS? HELP!

Is the Wookiee who gets the medal the same Wookiee from the start of the movie?

A technically-saliant and well-researched protest to the implausability of the Rebel sentry's conical perch on Yavin 4 (fully endnoted)

Who liks 3CPO>

Darth Vader is dead. Deal with it.

Why the novel is better than the movie (proof inside!)

I AM SO MAD AT BURGER CHEF!!!!

Why don't we see Kessel?

DEATH STAR COUNTDOWN NOT ACCURATE!!!!

Anyone else notice this (stormtrooper)?

Are stormtroopers robots?

JAWAS = JAWS = RIPOFF!

Are Wookies robots?

There is NO WAY you could fit that much data in something as small as R2.

Is Tarken a robot?

movie was too wide

WHY LOGAN'S RUN IS BETTER.

Why is Bigs named Bigs? He's normal size.

DID BEN GO HIDE IN TRASH COMPACTOR AFTER DISAPPEARING?

Is Greedo anti-Peruvian?

HELP! NEED ANSWER TO TRIVIA QUESITON: MAY THE (BLANK) BE WITH YOU?

Where was the disco?

See it AGAIN this weekend! We MUST BEAT ANNIE HALL!

RED LEADER = LUKE'S FATHER (Proof in novel!)

Eight-track or vinyl: Which should I get?

DID Obi-Wan Get robes from JAWAS?

No fair! WHY does Whichita Have to wait till JUNE to see SW?!?!

PETITION TO RELEASE THE 35 MM AUDIO TRACK IN 70 MM THEATERS!

Vader = Jimmy Carter

ph

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	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Feb 23, 2006 11:03 PM Classic stuff! How about this: Why is Dark Fader's lasersword red?

	Rando1138
date Posted: Feb 23, 2006 11:13 PM AND: how many swords does Vader have? The red one, the white one...

	Darth Abrams The Ace in the Hole
date Posted: Feb 23, 2006 11:50 PM Dark Vador is dead??!!?? That's impossible...Nooooooo!!!!!!!!

	Halagad Only Sith Deal In Absolutes!
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 1:19 AM Silver leg C3PO... What???!!!

	Rogue_Follower What Ever Happened to Grambo the Worrt?
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 6:12 AM *>There is NO WAY you could not fit that much data in something as small as R2.<*

	Darth Rex0 So be it....
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 6:24 AM Who is the voice behind Darth Vader. It doesn't sound like David Prowse..... (for those that don't remember, James Earl Jones voice was not credited until the SE).

	Prince Isharsia Prince Isharsia's Adventures
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:13 AM I did not know there were computers in 1977 10 years before my time

	Prince Isharsia Prince Isharsia's Adventures
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:13 AM I did not know there were computers in 1977 10 years before my time

	The Dark Moose Moose Poodoo
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:39 AM WHY LOGAN'S RUN IS BETTER. BAH :0) "I thouht teh B-G's were Susposet to Be In This Movee!!11?

	JMMC
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 8:24 AM Haha. Funny and accurate. Especially the typos and misspellings! (I assume those were intentional... ) JMM

	JMMC
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 8:26 AM Hey, along these lines, is that official site April Fools joke still online? When the site looked like it would have if it existed back in 1980 or so?? JMM

	Pabawan Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 8:57 AM Yes it is. We're rather proud of this: http://www.starwars.com/episode-v/bts/article/f20010401/index.html ph

	macewindu882 Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 9:34 AM Great stuff.

	macewindu882 Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 9:35 AM wy is greedy mad at ham solo?/?/

	bluejedi32 The Force Is All Around Us
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 9:54 AM Do laser swords really exist?? The death star really a giant disco ball. HAHAHAHAHA Good stuff.

	luuke.skywalker
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 11:51 AM How com we can heer the Death Star blow up?

	Master Asmodeus
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 3:10 PM Who will Leah choose Han or Luke? This is great... as is the April Fools joke.

	Son of a Bith The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 4:41 PM Why doesn't Greedo shoot?

	SithMonkey11
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 6:42 PM Lots of color variation in the original site, Pabawan. I don't think I've ever seen so many.

	Rive Caedo Rive's Uncharted Settlements
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 6:51 PM A technically-saliant and well-researched protest to the implausability of the Rebel sentry's conical perch on Yavin 4 (fully endnoted) It's a mad world I tell you! Utter madness! MADNESS! I suppose my little contribution would be "Why do all the Stormtroopers pile in through the same door?"... Oh wait... I've pondered this myself

	kit1fistos1alive1
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 7:32 PM Y dusnt Luuk sell his black speedr in da garage? but seriously, they had another speeder in his garage, that and a skyhopper

	Pabawan Fragments from the Mind's Eye
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 8:34 PM The garage with the big plumes of noxious black smoke pouring out of it? That garage?

	pooza j
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 10:40 PM episode V spoiler! Luke finds out how Vader killed his father.

	pooza j
date Posted: Feb 24, 2006 10:43 PM sorry, probably should be Star Wars 2 not episode V :P

	Darth_Fritz
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 12:50 AM freakin hilarious bro. great job!

	Mando Crusader
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 4:22 AM Yeah, Leia really should have ended up with Luke.

	Tiawyn TiaWyn's Star Wars Blog
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 5:34 AM "There is NO WAY you could fit that much data in something as small as R2." Great job! Thanks for the laughs!

	suziestardust
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 7:18 AM I hear they're doing a Star Wars TV Special - hurrah! Apparently, all Chewbacca's family will be in it. Did Ben Kenobi die or did he teleport somewhere?

	darthjorot
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 7:44 AM Someone needs to update his or her Holocron!

	DarthVicomte Vicomte's Blog Extravaganza (Now Defunct)
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 9:16 AM WHY LOGAN'S RUN IS BETTER. Woooooooooooo! I've always been partial to: Y Is vadar in a Soot?

	DarthAmstutz
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 11:02 AM Is the wookie who gets the medal the same wookie from the start of the movie? How do they not know who Chewbacca is ?????LOL

	jedimaster13109 Meditations of a Star Wars Fan
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 11:22 AM There is NO WAY you could fit that much data in something as small as R2. That's hilarious! Great job!

	DarthSorcerous
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 12:47 PM Cool. Thanks, Man. I think R2 was much advanced than our standards. Tarken isn't completely a robot, I think so, but he may he have mechanical parts.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 1:17 PM I'll take one: Where did they get those banthas? I thought they were extinct!

	Bailey1988 Memoirs of a Mandalorian
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 1:19 PM Well there goes a year's worth of blog titles down the pan, :'(

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 1:51 PM Why is Bigs named Bigs? He's normal size. ...Speechless...Reminds me of an episode in "Sex in the City"...

	Oboe-Wan Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 2:01 PM "Anyone else see the stormtrooper with the different costume running through the death star? Please help!"

	obiwan122586 The Alternatives to Fighting
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 2:20 PM Now, now, not EVERY blog is horribly misinformed/misspelled/bizarre. But I think Pabawan's got a good balance that captures what we see here everyday. Now you just need a list of generic 70's era blog comments. Good job!

	Jedi Master Mina Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 3:16 PM Eight-track or vinyl: Which should I get? Ya gotta get CD dude!! It rocks. Sorry could not help myself. The Sith made me do it.

	MasterRimbo
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 3:33 PM man, you need a doctor...a good one....

	Jinns_Apprentice
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 3:53 PM This is a thing of beauty dies laughing

	21212121212 "So be it.......21212121212"
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 4:07 PM What happens to Luke Skywalker? Who is Luke's father? How do Obi-Wan and Vader know each other? Do you think there will be a Star Wars II?

	Oboe-Wan Oboe-Wan's Hive of Scum & Villainy
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 4:11 PM Wait...wait....wait.... i got it: MY THOUGHTS ON HOW IT'S POSSIBLE THAT DARTH VADER IS REALLY LUKE'S FATHER What Obi-Wan was really hiding

	kolkamtay Jawa Juice
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 4:12 PM i love it!!

	videodf
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 4:21 PM Why does Vader wheeze so much? Did he used to smoke?

	darthgenious7 Chickens only cross the road after coercion.
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 5:00 PM How is Star Wars like having an American league baseball team in Canada? (The BlueJays were founded a month before the release of Star Wars for those who didnt know) Who was playing the funk in the Catina scene? My contributions.

	darthzew Darth Zew's Throne Room
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 5:56 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "Will there ever be a more anoying character than C3PO?" "how many of you think princess leah is hot"

Darth_Alpha1
Sith Happens, but Jedi Rocks

date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 7:02 PM

Date: June 3rd 1977: Well obviously Darth Vader is really Luke's father Anakin Skywalker, who was a slave boy back on Tatooine, then he became a Jedi Knight who fought in the clone wars, was turned to the dark side by the evil Sith Lord Darth Sidious, who used the galaxy-wide Clone Wars to destroy the Jedi order!

God, that's like so obvious! I mean even I understood that!

I'd warn you about spoilers, but its not like they'll make anymore Star Wars Movies!

(Just kidding)

DA1

	DarthVantre
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 7:29 PM Without a doubt the wittiest post I've seen on a Star Wars blog. I was laughing out loud. Keep up the good work.

	AdarTallon
date Posted: Feb 25, 2006 7:46 PM The Missing Anchorhead Scxene - I SAW IT (in theatrre)!!

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