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Vinnys army of Republic blogs
by: clone1camander1vincent
date posted: Sep 21, 2006 2:30 PM  | 
updated: Sep 22, 2006 8:14 AM
A collection of Star Wars Funny Star Wars Quotes.
Well hope you enjoy, I put a lot of work in these.

DARTH VADER: I find your lack of pants disturbing.

DARTH VADER: General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

LUKE: I used to bullseye wamprats in my pants back home...

LUKE AND HAN: Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

DARTH VADER: You are unwise to lower your pants.

HAN: You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.

HAN: Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

LANDO: That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!

LEIA: I recognized your foul pants when was brought on baard.

DARTH VADER: A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

HAN: Hey, dont worry. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

HAN: Maybe you'd like it better back in your pants, your highness.

GREEDO: Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.

HAN: Short pants is better than no pants at all.

YODA: Pants not make one great.

LUKE: isense the conflict within you, let go of your pants!

YODA: Pants you I can, yes, mmmmhhhhmmmm....

HAN: Thats because droids don't pull peoples arms out of their pants when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.

HAN AND LEIA: love pants. I know.

HAN: watch it kid or you're gonna find your pants floating home.

HAN: I thought pants smelled bad on the outside.

YODA: Your pants, you will not need them.

CANTINA BARTENDER: Your pants. Theyll have to wait outside, we dont want them here.

STORMTROOPER, LUKE AND OBI-WAN: How long have you had these pants? About three or four seasons. Theyre up for sale if you want them.

PALPATINE: You are fulfilling your destiny, Anakin. Become my pants. Learn to use the dark side of the Force.

QUI GON JIN:These Federation types are cowards. The pants will be brief.

WATTO:You think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your hand around like that? I'm a Toydarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no pants, no deal!

OBI-WAN:Your pants are very impressive. You must be very proud.

YODA:Mmm. Lost his pants, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing.

COUNT DOOKU:Your Panst please we dont want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor.

ANAKIN: Oh, you know, Master, I couldn't find pants I really liked.

SIDIUS:UNLIMITED PANTS!

SOME GUY IN THE DEATH STAR:She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally
Commander.

SIDIUS:Once more the sith shall rule the galaxy and we shall have... pants.

MACE WINDU:The appretion of the pants will never return.

SIDIUS:Your no match for him hes a pants lord.

YODA:Pants or pants not, there is no try.

OBI-WAN:After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you.

OBI-WAN:After that army takes control the pants, they will come here and take control of you.

WATTO:I happen to have a Chance cube... Blue, the boy. Red, his pants.

MACE WINDU:Be mindful of your pants, boy.

ANAKIN:I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon.

MON MOTHMA:Many Bothans died to bring us these pants.


Hope you liked Im trying for the front page with this one wish me luck.
Oh and If you make up your own just post them and I will add them on to here. Thanks for your time.



EDITED: Thanks for all the great comments, and feedback. Im glad I could put a smile on your face. Anyway as I promised I am going to put all the ones you guys have come up with. Thanks Again.

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JABBA: Han, why did you pants poor Greedo.

BEN & STORMTROOPER: You don't need to see my pants! We don't need to see his pants. These aren't the pants your looking for. These aren't the pants were looking for. Move along!

BEN:Trust your pants Luke.

YODA:Cotton leads to thread, thread leads to cloth, cloth leads to pants.

PADME:I'm haunted by the pants you should never have given me.........You are in my pants, tormenting me. <----- Nice one