Well, these jokes have nothing to do with Star Wars, they are just funny. And no, I am not upstaging the Stooge!


An old woman runs up to a doctor and says,
"Doctor, help me! I pass silent gas in the morning. I pass silent gas in the afternoon. I pass silent gas in the evening. And I pass silent gas at irregular times like right now. What do I do?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says,
"Well, I think that first, we need to get your hearing checked."


A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are on a boat in the middle of a lake. The priest says, "I'm thirsty and I forgot a drink."
So he gets off the boat, walks across the water, gets a drink and comes back. Then the minister says the same thing. he gets off the boat, walks across the water, and comes back.
The rabbi says, "My turn."
He steps of the boat and sinks. The priest and the minister look at each other and say, "Should we have told him about the stepping stones?"

Funny, huh?