As many of you know, I work in a lab in the hospital. Some of you are probably wondering what posessed me to want to do this. So, without further ado, the Top 10 reasons why I became a clinical laboratory scientist


10. I'm fascinated by body fluids
9 I like being exposed to new exotic diseases
8. I like to get to know patients on the microscopic level
7. I wanted to go streaking
6. I like big butts
5. I thought that DNA stood for "Do Nothing At All"
4. I wanted easy access to 200 proof alcohol
3. I misread the course catalog when I got to the part about multiple organisms.
2. I love the feeling of latex rubbed
1. I heard that Clinical Lab Scientists do it with accuracy and precision