Found a girl who...

1. Had never seen any Star Wars movies, but really wanted me to show them to her.

2. Enjoyed the hell out of A New Hope - laughed at all the jokes, couldn't stop saying "Sith!" (or something like that ) under her breath as the garbage compactor walls converged.

3. Thought "I love you" "I know" was hilarious.

4. Was GENUINELY SHOCKED by "I am your father" (wow!).

5. Asked me to please make sure to bring the rest of the Star Wars movies next time we see each other.

6. Is amused (maybe even genuinely touched?) when I tell her I like her even more than Star Wars.

7. Is more fun than Han Solo.

8. Is a better friend than Chewbacca.

9. Is hotter than Padme Amidala.

10. Is more dedicated and trustworthy than R2-D2.

11. Whines a lot less than Luke and Anakin.

12. Is even more fun to kiss than a sister.

13. Can think independently - more creative than droids.

14. Wants to stay with me through the Battles of Yavin and the Battles of Hoth.

15. Loves me more than anyone in the Galaxy.

If you're going through the Dark Times, always remember that A New Hope might be just around the corner.

-RD