What do they call tall tales in the GFFA?

Bithology!

And how about those units of length in space?

Astr-Elom-ical units!

And how about the Internet?

The E-Web!

What was the Neimoidians' favorite Wild West show?

Nute Gunsmoke!

What was Yoda's favorite band?

The Modal Toads!

What happened after Artoo shocked two high-ranking Imperial officials?

He was sued on charges of assault and battery.

Why was Vader always called "The Spiffy One" behind his back?

He always had a suit and TIE!

What comedian did the GFFA love to hear?

Ord Chappelle!