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Rappingrancor's Pit -- And No, I Don't Mean My Room!

date posted: Aug 01, 2007 12:35 PM

RR's Jokebook

What do they call tall tales in the GFFA?

Bithology!

And how about those units of length in space?

Astr-Elom-ical units!

And how about the Internet?

The E-Web!

What was the Neimoidians' favorite Wild West show?

Nute Gunsmoke!

What was Yoda's favorite band?

The Modal Toads!

What happened after Artoo shocked two high-ranking Imperial officials?

He was sued on charges of assault and battery.

Why was Vader always called "The Spiffy One" behind his back?

He always had a suit and TIE!

What comedian did the GFFA love to hear?

Ord Chappelle!

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	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Aug 01, 2007 2:13 PM And how about those units of length in space? Astr-Elom-ical units! That's quite a mouth-full. So what is the conversion factor i would use to convert to American lengths? What about the metric conversion? Nice jokes, and good luck at school and work. R, TFWBWY, A

	masterkenobi93 confessions of a teenage star wars fan
date Posted: Aug 01, 2007 3:49 PM Why was Vader always called "The Spiffy One" behind his back? He always had a suit and TIE![/b That one actually made me laugh! Not bad , not bad at all! MTFBWY MK93

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