A ways back (in May 2006), the wonderful Dark Moose posted an absolutely hilarious blog on what we missed in the carbon freezing chamber. I figured that I would repost my comment here, simply to make it available to some of the newbies around here. Now, at the time, I was still lurking at the edges of the site, and this is one of the first things I said that was actually funny.

So, without futher ado (hopefully! ) and a little tampering, the lost carbon freezing chamber scene, by rappingrancor.

LEIA: I love you!

HAN: I know.

STORMTROOPER: Alright, the Wookiee pushed me over the edge! Han Solo, you pirate... (pulls off helmet revealing Yoda) Love you I do.

LEIA: Is there a chance I can dump him now?

THREEPIO: Oh dear, what is that awful smell?

LANDO: It's Chewie's masculine pheromones.

HAN: What a wonderful smell you've discovered!

(Chewie shrugs)

BOBA FETT: You can hit the switch now...anytime now.

UGNAUGHT: I've got a bad feeling about this.

UGNAUGHT #2: Me too.

VADER: Hurry up already. I gotta pee!

LEIA: I hate you.

HAN: I know. And I hate little green boogers in stormtrooper armor.

YODA: Hmm! (hits switch) There is another.

BOBA FETT: Oh yeah. Solo, I'm your long-lost brother.

HAN: Oh cr- (he is frozen)

Well, there you have it. The Lost Carbon Freezing Chamber scene.

I included the link up above to the original Dark Moose blog.

Questions, comments, criticisms?

Wherever the Force may guide you God will bless you.

RR out.

P.S. My mom is doing a little better. Some of the meds she was taking gave her a bad rash and a lot of itchiness. So, naturally, the doc gave her some more meds to stop the itch. I don't know if too many of you noted this is the comments of the last blog, but she was diagnosed with schizophrenia over the week she was gone.

MTFBWY.