Anakin=the Mike Brady character-type
Padme=the Carol Brady character-type
Luke=all the boys
Leia=all the girls
See Threepio=Alice
Artoo-Detoo=Tiger

Anakin: Hi, Padme, I'm home.

Padme (kiss): How was your day, dear?

Anakin: Oh, we had to destroy a planet, but, it was in the way of a new parking lot.

Leia: I hope no parks were destroyed, Daddy.

Luke: Yeah, where are us guys supposed to play ball.

Anakin: Don't you kids believe in progress?

See Threepio: Mr. Skywalker, Mr. Skywalker.

Anakin: Yes, Threepio.

See Threepio: I think we have a problem with Artoo.

Anakin: What's the problem.

See Threepio: Artoo, come here.

Artoo enters and Leia begins to sneeze.

See Threepio: You see what I mean, sir?

Anakin: Yes, we'll have to destory him.

Padme: Oh, sweetheart, that's you're answer for everything!

Luke: Maybe it's just the new audio receiver you attached to him.

Anakin removes it and walks over to Leia.

Anakin: Honey, does that make you sneeze.

Leia (sneezes): Sure does, Daddy.

Anakin: Well, the good news is we won't have to destroy Artoo.

Padme, Luke & Leia: Hooray!

Anakin: We'll just obliterate the people who made the audio receiver.

Padme: Oh, honey, really.

Anakin: Remember, kids, it's very important to do your best work, or your overseers might have you killed.

Luke: Oh, gee, Dad.

Artoo: Beep blop.

Anakin: what's wrong.

See Threepio: Artoo says he either needs a new audio receiver, or we need to start using sign language.

Leia: That's real groovy!

Luke: Far, far out!

Padme: Real heavy, man.

Anakin (hugging Padme): The furthest sweet heart.