#10 When asked "favorite make and model" you respond: "Millennium Falcon!"

#9 You've attempted to move the salt shaker through the power of the Force

#8 You go to a steakhouse and attempt to order Bantha

#7 When people complain about big government you interject: "But how will the Emperor maintain control without the beacuracy?!"

#6 Your child thinks that your military tour was in the service to the Alliance to Restore the Republic

#5 When you board a plane you check to see if the co-pilot is a Wookiee

#4 You complain that iPods are "nothing compared to R2-D2!"

#3 When going to the zoo you race to find the Taun Taun exhibit

#2 When you hear the phrase "indigenous people group" your mind immediately turns to Ewoks

#1 You say "What do you mean?! It's impossible to take "Star Wars" too seriously!"