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A Rebel's Ramblings
by: FAN4YRS
date posted: Jul 02, 2007 11:42 PM
Obi-Wan's Thoughts on Blogging...
Ben: So what I blogged was true, from a certain point of view.

Luke: A certain point of view?

Ben: Luke, you're gonna find that many of the blogs we write are based on
our own point of view.


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Ben: You're father wanted you to have this when you were old enough.

Luke: A computer keyboard?

Ben: This is the tool of a blogger.

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Han: I prefer writing letters.

Ben: In my experience there's no such thing as letter writing.

---

Luke: Look, I'd like to help you, but I can't get involved now. Alderaan's
so far away from here.

Ben: That sounds like your uncle's blog.

---

Han: Darn fool, I knew you would say that--

Ben: Who's more the fool, the blogger, or the one who reads the blog and
doesn't post a comment.

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Ben: Blogger-Wan Kenobi...Blogger-Wan. Why that's a screen name I've
not seen in a long time, a long time.

---

Luke: My father didn't blog, he only had a typewriter.

Ben: That's what you're uncle told you.

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Yoda: ...All his life as he LOOKED AWAY, to the future, to the horizon,
never his mind on where he was, hmm, what he was bloggin'.
YOU ARE BLOGLESS!

Ben: So was I, if you'll remember.

---

Storm Trooper: How long have you had these droids?

Luke: About three or four seasons.

Ben: Haven't you read his blog, they're up for sale, if you want them...why
haven't you posted?

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Luke: He claims to be the property of Blogger-Wan Kenobi.

Ben: I didn't seem to remember ever owning a droid, even the Macintosh
wasn't really mine.

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Ben: Chewbacca here, he's first mate on a ship that might have internet
connection.
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Ben: Is it a fast modem?

Han: Fast modem? You've never heard of the Millennium Roadrunner?
She's fast enough for you, Old Man.

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BONUS:

Threepio: No one ever worries about upsetting a droid.

Han: That's because a droid don't leaving harassing messages on your
blog...Wookiees are known to do that.



  ketal13
HanAnWan
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 6:33 AM
:^O Loved it!
Who's more the fool, the blogger, or the one who reads the blog and
doesn't post a comment.

:^O
Wookiees are known to do that.
Ohhh. So it's the Wookiees who are responsible for all of the spam.:D
rappingrancor
Rappingrancor's Pit -- And No, I Don't Mean My Room!
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 7:45 AM
:^O :^O :^O :^O

Wherever the Force may guide you, God will bless you.

RR out.
  vadersgirl33
vadersgirl_reflections
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 7:50 AM
LMAO. Those were great!!:^O . Nice job coming up with those!;)

vadersgirl33
  Captain Peabody
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 9:14 AM
Ha ha! :^O

Han: Fast modem? You've never heard of the Millennium Roadrunner?
She's fast enough for you, Old Man.


Hmm....product placement? ;

Han: That's because a droid don't leaving harassing messages on your
blog...Wookiees are known to do that.

:^O
jediprincess77
I Know...
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 9:20 AM
Luke: My father didn't blog, he only had a typewriter.
Hahaha!

These were great!!!
kyle228
Truly Wonderful, the Mind of a Child Is...
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 9:35 AM
Wow! Those were awesome! :^O This has opened up a whole new avenue for parodies! I can picture Obi-Wan and Vader sitting in the Death Star hallway having a blogging duel!

"Whoever gets the most comments before clueless little Luke realises that we're here, in the hall way right across the hanger bay, wins!"

:^O MTFBWY! :^O
Jade Sabre777
A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 9:47 AM
:^O :^O!!!!!!! Loved 'em!

Han: "Blogger, messageboarder (is that a word?), scum - you'd like him."
Darth_Hiram
A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 10:00 AM
Great stuff! Adds a whole new dimension to our blogging world!
Qui-Tom Servo loves Padme
You Must Unlearn What You Have Learned
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 10:17 AM
What if you can't post a comment cause the comments are full? Good stuff all around.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 10:28 AM
I'm really enjoying this! How's about:
"You can't win, Darth. Blacklist me, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly blog about."
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 10:30 AM
Dat's purty good.
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 11:57 AM

Someone get this big walking blogger out of my way;)

Very clever!!!
MomOf2YoungPadawan
Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 2:25 PM
Clever, most clever indeed! :D

I also love all the additions everyone else is coming up with...unfortunately I haven't been blessed with wit today...too much sun and stain fumes (I've been watersealing my deck all day....ugh!)

padmeskywalker77
Padme's Legacy
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 4:28 PM
Very clever, indeed!! :D I loved it!!

Like MO2YP...my wit to come up with a response is not with me today. :( Oh well...one of these days it will return :)
Granny-Wan
I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Jul 03, 2007 9:53 PM
:^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O :^O

Too funny for words...
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