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A Rebel's Ramblings

by: FAN4YRS

date posted: Jul 09, 2007 4:44 PM | updated: Jul 09, 2007 4:53 PM

Deleted from Episode II

Obi-Wan and Anakin in elevator...

Anakin: I haven't seen her in ten years, Master...and I NEVER wanted to see her again!!

Obi-Wan: Calm yourself, Anakin.

Anakin: I'm sorry, I CAN'T help it! How would you like it if some girl you were trying to impress kept calling you Ani--ANI! I'm surprised she just didn't throw in "Little Orphan"--

Obi-Wan: Don't center on your anxieties, Anakin--

Anakin: I swear I will KILL her if she calls me that NOW! For goodness sakes, I'm nineteen-years-old!

Obi-Wan: Maybe now you understand why the Gungans hated the Naboo.

Anakin: I'm beginning to.

Elevator doors opened.

Obi-Wan: I don't believe it, this is the wrong floor.

Anakin: NO LOOSE WIRE JOKES!!

Obi-Wan: We're Jedi, we ought to be able to hit "#3" without screwing that up!

Anakin: I'm under A LOT of pressure!

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	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 4:59 PM I'm surprised she just didn't throw in "Little Orphan"-- TOO freaking funny, FAN4YRS!!!!! Good one!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 5:04 PM I swear I'm gunna KILL her if she calls me that NOW!! Doesn't do much for the ego does it! I'm with Ami -- TOO funny !!! Good one Leia

	Jedi Knight Nichole
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 5:26 PM LOL!

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 5:28 PM That's great FAN4YRS! and I'll ad-lib a bit, if that's ok. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [at Padme's door] Obi-Wan: Ok, Anakin, just be yourself, be calm, and let's all have a nice time, ok? [Padme opens door after door bell chime sounds] Padme: Ani? Ani, is that really you? Anakin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (on break)
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 5:53 PM Darth Elevator, huh? (I think nobby thought that joke up. I'm just watching over it until he gets back.) Great stuff, dude!

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 6:38 PM Yeah, the whole Ani thing has kind of annoyed me.

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 7:39 PM Hilarious! And, yeah, I've always found the whole 'Ani' thing pretty funny; I mean, Ani.....Annie? Does everybody think he's a little girl or something?

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Jul 09, 2007 8:33 PM Great!

	ketal13 HanAnWan
date Posted: Jul 10, 2007 8:41 AM Love the scene and Darth Hiram's additions were great too! I just wished it would have really happened that way only with Jar Jar being the one to call him 'Ani'.

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Jul 10, 2007 12:31 PM I'm surprised she just didn't throw in "Little Orphan"-- I don't get it. Just kidding That was funny, Fan4Years I didn't like the whole Ani thing as well. It reminded me of being called Joey (which I hate,) by some people while I was in high school. Oh well.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Jul 10, 2007 9:54 PM !!! Hilarious!

	Darth Divette Confusing muses of a teenage Star Wars Fangirl
date Posted: Jul 12, 2007 1:54 PM LOL!

	yodajes11 A youngling's thoughts on (almost) everything star wars
date Posted: Jul 13, 2007 7:09 PM SWEETNESS!!!

	obi-wan1998
date Posted: Jul 15, 2007 2:09 PM Anakin:I swear I KILL if she calls me that now. At that time why obi-wan didin't sad that \What! You can't kill her.Are you mad!\ he will sad.

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