Padme: Aren't you a little short for a slave?

Anakin: I'm a PERSON and my name is ANAKIN, and I only steal gum out of Mommy's purse!



Anakin: You're a Jedi Knight!

Qui-Gonn: What makes you say that, Stupid?

Anakin: Because of your laser sword.

Jar Jar: Laser sword? What you be talkin? Even mesa know dey callin t'em
lightsabers!

Padme: Really, get with it, Ani!

Anakin (sniffles): Please stop calling me that.



Anakin: This is my droid, See Threepio.

Padme: I don't get it, it just looks like an old Teddy Bear to me.

Shmi (whispering): He's a very SPECIAL boy.



Anakin: Pod racing...I'm the only human who can do it.

Shmi: Yeah, but I can't get him to lift the potty seat.

Anakin: MOM!