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A Rebel's Ramblings

by: FAN4YRS

date posted: Jul 14, 2007 6:41 PM | updated: Jul 14, 2007 7:07 PM

Deleted from Episode I

Padme: Aren't you a little short for a slave?

Anakin: I'm a PERSON and my name is ANAKIN, and I only steal gum out of Mommy's purse!

Anakin: You're a Jedi Knight!

Qui-Gonn: What makes you say that, Stupid?

Anakin: Because of your laser sword.

Jar Jar: Laser sword? What you be talkin? Even mesa know dey callin t'em
lightsabers!

Padme: Really, get with it, Ani!

Anakin (sniffles): Please stop calling me that.

Anakin: This is my droid, See Threepio.

Padme: I don't get it, it just looks like an old Teddy Bear to me.

Shmi (whispering): He's a very SPECIAL boy.

Anakin: Pod racing...I'm the only human who can do it.

Shmi: Yeah, but I can't get him to lift the potty seat.

Anakin: MOM!

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	yodajes11 A youngling's thoughts on (almost) everything star wars
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 6:56 PM my favorite one out of these is the potty one, but the elevator one is still the best(from episode 2)great entree

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 7:00 PM Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! C3-PO a teddy bear -- Yeh, I can see that!! can't get him to lift the poddy seat -- I've given up on that on in my house! I've learned to just look first (little brother)

	Jedi Knight Nichole
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 7:04 PM That is so funny!

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 7:57 PM and I only steal gum out of Mommy's purse! ...hehehehe...good stuff, FAN4YRS!

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 8:01 PM "My favorite is the potty one"--Yodajes11 "and I only steal gum out of Mommy's purse!"--amidalooine Thanks to everyone for their comments! Yeah, I guess to me lines like this would have made Anakin a bit more like a regular 9-year-old. I don't like it when a kid that age can build his own droid, etc.

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 8:42 PM Shmi (whispering): He's a very SPECIAL boy. Ha ha ha! All of them are hilarious.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Jul 14, 2007 10:05 PM LOLing at that last one... if only such a line was in the final cut!

	kyle228 Truly Wonderful, the Mind of a Child Is...
date Posted: Jul 15, 2007 2:14 PM Great!! MTFBWY

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Jul 15, 2007 8:38 PM !!! Wonderful! I always thought the same thing about the "lazer sword" one!

FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings

date Posted: Jul 15, 2007 8:53 PM

EXTRAS:

Qui Gon: Who was the father?

Shmi: I carried him, nursed him, bathed him, changed his diapers, paid his bills, woke him up in the morning--

Qui Gon: I know you've done a lot for the boy, but I'm asking about the dad--

Shmi: That's who I mean.

Obi Wan: Why do I feel we've picked up another pathetic lifeform?

Qui Gon: Because we have, but you'll always be the FIRST one I picked up.

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