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A Rebel's Ramblings
by: FAN4YRS
date posted: Sep 21, 2007 9:07 AM  | 
updated: Sep 21, 2007 9:22 AM
Princess Leia: Valley Girl
Imperial Officer: She'll DIE before she tells you anything.

Vader: Leave that to me!

Later...in the detention center:

Vader: Where is the secret Rebel Base?

Leia: Ssh! Like, alright, it's totally a secret, OK? Like, basically, the idea is I know, but you, like, don't, OK?

Vader: Don't play games with me your highness!

Leia: Like, don't worry, I hate games. Like at home they were always trying to get me to play Monopoly and I'm like, WHATEVER, because I have friends and people to talk on the comlink with, OK?

Vader: Millions will DIE if you withold this information!

Leia: Like, I bet you wear that helmet so you don't have to dye, like your
probably a million years old and your hair is, like, all gray.

Vader: Die! Not dye!

Leia: Like I would RATHER die than have to dye, but some people are
PRETTY and some people are YOU!!

Later...at the viewport:

Tarkin: We will now test the firepower of this battle station on your home planet, Alderaan!

Leia: Like, we need a few more malls but the place isn't that bad!

Tarkin: Fire when ready!

Leia: You old dudes are really on a power trip!