This was in my inbox today:


Dear Mr. 4YRS:

So, there are eight things you hate about me, IG-88. Do you even OWN a mirror? It's not like you don't have issues. How would YOU like to be publicly pulled apart?

I should get a Hyperspace membership so I could write a blog...4 Things I Hate about FAN4YRS. Ha! Who am I kidding? There's like 400 things.

You are a malicious egomaniac! I hope you get everything that's coming to you (and I DON'T mean at Christmastime).

Sincerely,

IG-88