
Well, as most of you know, either from reading it, or seeing Stooge's blog, STAR WARS INSIDER made a list of the Top 100 Best Things about "Star Wars". Unfortunately, I have to disagree with the list, for a few reasons.
First, as far as I am concerned all of the 100 items should have come from the six films. When most people think "Star Wars" they think a movie, they don't think books or comics. Furthermore, I think to use material outside of the films cheapens the importance of the films--both to "Star Wars" fans as well as the film industry itself.
OK, here's my list. If you want you can scroll to the end and go from 100 to 1.
The Top 100 Best Things about "Star Wars"
1. Luke Skywalker--without him, there's really no story. It's either about him or what led up to him.
2. Princess Leia Organa--see #1
3. The Millennium Falcon--let's face it, this ship is a character in its own right. Even non-"Star Wars" would like to fly, or be a passenger in, this ship.
4. Han Solo--OK, he didn't play a role in the Prequels, but without Han the OT is pretty boring.
5. Chewbacca/Wookiees--What Spock and Vulcans are to "Star Trek", Chewbacca and Wookiees are to "Star Wars". Who among us would care to travel throughout a GFFA without a Wookiee to share the experience with?
6. Yoda--Probably the best fictional spiritual teacher ever to be put in print or film.
7. Darth Vader-What Yoda is to gurus, Vader is to villains. Sometimes I pine for the days I didn't know so much about the man behind the mask, because he truly was a "force" to be reckoned with when I was a youngster who thought he was bad to the synthetic bone.
8. Artoo-Detoo--I was in my twenties before I realized how much many fans admired R2. I know there were a lot of people thrilled to see him in action in the opening sequences of "Revenge of the Sith".
9. See Threepio--Some people might wonder why this "golden rod" is so high on my list, but you can't have Dean without Jerry, and Artoo isn't the same without Threepio bickering beside him.
10. Palpatine--What the Wicked Witch of the West is to "The Wizard of Oz", Emperor Palpatine is to "Star Wars". I think they are very similar. When the Witch was killed the Winged Monkeys and the Winkies were suddenly good. I think this is true of the Empire. With the Empire gone, they either saw the error of their ways, or were easily defeated. I think "Star Wars" has that idealistic message to it. The outcome could happen no other way.
11. Admiral Ackbar--I was shocked to see this fine military man so far down on the "Insider's" list. He probably doesn't deserve #11 here, but I suppose it's sympathy to balance out the published list.
12. Grand Moff Tarkin--Yes, many jokingly call him "Grandma Tarkin", but the Moff was something to fear back in 1977. If you read the original novel he is even more to be feared (he was plotting to become Emperor). In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if Palpatine didn't allow the first Death Star to be destroyed to route Tarkin out (and give Vader a means of finding Luke).
13. Mon Mothma--the leader of the Rebel Alliance. A female, in top power. I'm surprised this character hasn't seen more action.
14. Lando Calrissian--call him a scoundrel, but Lando saw the error of his ways and it didn't take him twenty-six years (like it took Anakin). Kudus to the Administrator of Cloud City!
15. Friendship--it's a theme of the films and one we are in dire need of learning. Yoda and the Wookiees were friends. No two people on planet Earth look as different as Yoda and Chewbacca, but they could not only tolerate each other, they were willing to die for each other. This may be the greatest message "Star Wars" has to offer.
16. The Second Death Star--it just looks so cool with its bad uncompleted self.
17. The Second Death Star battle--my favorite space battle in the film series.
18. Greedo
19. Bossk
20. Zuckuss
21. IG-88
22. Boba Fett
23. Ithorians
24. Jawas
25. Sandpeople (or worse)
26. Jabba the Hutt
27. Obi-Wan Kenobi (OT version)
28. Qui-Gon Jinn
29. Bib Fortuna--the only "Star Wars" character to scare me the first time I saw him (at age 9)
30. Dewbacks
31. Weequay
32. Ugnaughts
33. TiE Bombers
34. TIE Inceptors
35. TIE Fighters
36. X Wing Fighters
37. Emperor's Royal Guards (red)
38. Landspeeders
39. Slave I
40. Little Boba Fett--There could have been SO much more to the story, but
I will list him for potential
41. Shmi Skywalker
42. Lobot--kind of creepy
43. Tatooine
44. Bespin
45. Hoth
46. 2-1B
47. FX-7
48. R5-D4
49. RA-7
50. Bail Organa
51. Ask Ack--cool name
52. ANH lightsaber battle between Ben and Vader
53. ROJ lightsaber battle between Luke and vader
54. ESB lightsaber battle between Vader and Luke
55. AOTC lightsaber battle between Dooku and Yoda
56. ROS lightsaber battle between Palpatine and Yoda
57. Mynocks--chewing on the power cables
58. Space Slug
59. Ewoks
60. Jedi
61. Mos Eisley Spaceport Bar
62. Bith musicians
63. Sy Snootles
64. Salicious Crumb
65. Padme--could have been developed a lot more
66. Little Anakin--Jake Lloyd had a hard job and doesn't get enough credit
67. Gungan City--they did have a nice place to live
68. Endor Moon
69. Watto's Shop--not Watto, but his shop.
70. Blue Milk
71. EVE-9D9
72. Walkers
73. AT-ATs
74. Taun Tauns
75. General Grevious
76. The Clone Wars--as left up to my imagination in the OT
77. gaffi sticks
78. TC-421
79. Jawa Sand Crawler
80. Carbonite Freezing--cruel, but cool
81. Rodians
82. Wampa
83. Wampa's Ice Cave
84. Echo Base
85. Aunt Beru
86. Uncle Owen
87. Storm Troopers
88. Biker Scouts
89. Hoth Storm Troopers
90. Speeder Bikes
91. The First Death Star
92. Death Star Gunner(s)
93. Moff Jerjarod
94. General Veers
95. Luke and Leia's swing across the Death Star chasm
96. Han's escape from the asteroid field
97. Chewbacca and R2 playing space chess
98. Boba getting eaten
99. The end of "Return of the Jedi"
100. The end of "A New Hope"