Well, it's been about two weeks or so since Stooge took his break. It feels like six months.
All this has me thinking: we CANNOT let Stooge ever stop blogging. Just when I think I've read the last joke someone come possibly make out of Star Wars characters or situations he comes up with another: and he does this everyday!
I think we need to organize a scholarship for Stooge so that he will always have money to renew his blog. Then, it wouldn't hurt if we gave him a grant, so that times like this NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. With a grant, he could pay someone to re-post an old blog of his so that we would never be completely Stooge-less when he does take a break/vacation/personal day/sick time.
It's really strange to come here and see the first top five blogs and four of them aren't Stooge's.
Stooge, if you're out there, I hope you come back soon. Don't be like E. T. and only come back in a Special Edition of the same movie. Come back for a sequel!
THANKS!