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A Rebel's Ramblings

by: FAN4YRS

date posted: Mar 30, 2008 4:51 PM

I Wish Stooge Would Come Back

Well, it's been about two weeks or so since Stooge took his break. It feels like six months.

All this has me thinking: we CANNOT let Stooge ever stop blogging. Just when I think I've read the last joke someone come possibly make out of Star Wars characters or situations he comes up with another: and he does this everyday!

I think we need to organize a scholarship for Stooge so that he will always have money to renew his blog. Then, it wouldn't hurt if we gave him a grant, so that times like this NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. With a grant, he could pay someone to re-post an old blog of his so that we would never be completely Stooge-less when he does take a break/vacation/personal day/sick time.

It's really strange to come here and see the first top five blogs and four of them aren't Stooge's.

Stooge, if you're out there, I hope you come back soon. Don't be like E. T. and only come back in a Special Edition of the same movie. Come back for a sequel!

THANKS!

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	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 5:00 PM I agree, I dreadfully miss him. Nice idea with that grant! MTFBWY! God bless!

	Green Am I Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 5:01 PM What? Stooge is taking a break? No wonder this place seemed so weird! Dang, I'm out of it for a little and Stooge runs away from home....

	Master Ki-Aaron-Mundi I was a Teenage Jedi
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 5:11 PM Maybe we could levy a "Stooge Tax" on our Hyperspace subscriptions. Everyone pays an extra couple cents for Hyperspace and, in exchange, Stooge gets a free Hyperspace membership. ...Or, LFL could just hire him to do a 2009 Star Wars Joke-a-Day Calendar.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 5:14 PM Yes. I think LFL should simply employ him. Except then maybe things like Jar Jar jokes would be a no no.

	Mechu-Deru The Dark Side of the Blogs
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 6:04 PM Im actually suprise Stooge hasnt been offered employment. He could be like Star Wars's next Santa or Mother Teresa or Ronald McDonald.

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 6:51 PM He could ask to write his own jokebook for them. I remember reading an article about some factbook written by a kid. Or we could ask his boss to let him have the next eternity off with pay to stay here with us. All the while we are programming a robot to take over his position when that day comes.

	nob01 Oil Bath Bubbles
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 7:35 PM Meh, he's over-rated. I heard he stole all of his jokes from a cracker factory in Birmingham. I also checked out his MySpace page and he has 'dog-kicking' listing as a past time.

	DJ Maul: Got Feet? DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 7:55 PM Im sure he will be back soon....have faith my fellow geeks! Ive been tempted to post a joke or two myself in his absense but really....I got nada. I dont know how he does it every day either....

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 8:25 PM Stoooooooooooge where arrrre you????????

	Captain Kenobi "Grenade! Grenade!"
date Posted: Mar 30, 2008 8:25 PM Whoa, I didn't know Stooge took a break. Darn. I haven't been on here in a few weeks, so I haven't been up to date. Well, hopefully he'll come back soon.

	PrincessAngel39
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 1:45 AM We all miss his jokes. Smiling with SW and with him was always so good .....

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 5:38 AM I dont know how he does it every day either.... Me neither. I have trouble posting two or three jokes each month. He could be like Star Wars's next Santa or Mother Teresa or Ronald McDonald. I could really see him as Ronald McDonald. Best of all, he'd serve us all hamburgers for free!

FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings

date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 6:36 AM

My no. Did I open a Pandora's box? I can already feel the corporation taking over.

I encourage everyone to DREAM SMALL. I just want Stooge back and writing jokes on this blog site. From the sounds of some of you, you're ready to give him a cameo as Salicious Crumb's cousin in "The Clone Wars". While I'm not trying to keep that popularity from Stooge, life has taught me that when something transforms to something else, it's no longer what it used to be. Meaning: I want Stooge back writing jokes, not flying through hyperspace or dusting crops.

	Mechu-Deru The Dark Side of the Blogs
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 7:27 AM heard he stole all of his jokes from a cracker factory in Birmingham. Funny I happen to be in Birmingham as you say this. Cracker factory you say

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 7:45 AM a cameo as Salicious Crumb's cousin in "The Clone Wars". Now there's an idea!!

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 8:11 AM a cameo as Salicious Crumb's cousin in "The Clone Wars". Now there's an idea!! Agreed!

Darth Draconius
A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense

date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 8:42 AM

Here's an idea, while he's out, we should all try our hand at coming up with a joke for a day. We could all put our names in a hat, have someone draw the names and then release a list of who's coming up each day. Who knows, maybe we can still have some humorous fun while he's gone?

I can take Limerick Friday of this week, since that tends to be my niche. Who's with me? Let's show Stooge just how much his humor is appreciated!!

	Darth Draconius A Lot of Limericks and Nonsense
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 8:44 AM The goal would be to fill up the top 5 blog entries so that everyone sees that we're dedicating our humor to Stooge!

	Green Am I Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 9:47 AM Okay, it's official. Mention the name "Stooge" and your comment space fills up like Jabba the Hutt at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 10:51 AM Yeah, if this were a school Stooge would be the most popular student. All the guys would be Stooge-wannabes and all the girls would take turns dating him. Let's face it. I'm only cool by association.

	Green Am I Mudhole? Slimy?! My blog this is!
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 12:44 PM Hey, anybody with a wookiee avatar has to be pretty darn cool. I mean, wookiees rule! Of course, so do little Yoda creatures, whatever they're called.

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 1:07 PM Nice idea Darth Draconius, really cool. Since you're the one with the idea, you should write a blog with your idea in it. People could comment and say they'd like to try. So, you make the list and post it. It'd be cool! I wouldn't mind taking a Thursday joke.

	Mechu-Deru The Dark Side of the Blogs
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 2:38 PM Or perhaps dedicates an entire thread where bloggers can add jokes too?

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Mar 31, 2008 3:51 PM Thanks, Green Am I. Yes, I think you're cool, too.

	jkthunder Seven Pieces
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:00 AM I've heard there are talks with a company on the Outer Rim for cloning plans. An army of lizard-monkey comedians could be dangerous, but these are desperate times.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:05 AM That sounds like it would be dangerous.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day (on break)
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:23 AM Wow, you made me blush with this! Even when you were sarcastic. You're the best, and I totally owe ya one.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Apr 01, 2008 9:39 AM Dang. There's no sarcasm here. I would love to start up a grant or scholarship for you. Anyway, thanks for your kind words!

	Tu®gon Gondolin
date Posted: Apr 02, 2008 7:01 AM LFL could just hire him to do a 2009 Star Wars Joke-a-Day Calendar. I would sooo buy that...

	zach starwalker
date Posted: Apr 04, 2008 12:36 PM LFL could just hire him to do a 2009 Star Wars Joke-a-Day Calendar. But then he would get VIP status and half of us couldnt comment.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Apr 05, 2008 6:25 AM LOL good ideas everyone!!

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