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A Rebel's Ramblings
by: FAN4YRS
date posted: Aug 15, 2008 12:34 PM
What? Another Review of "Clone Wars"?
I had a bad first impression. I read the reviews on this site and my impression? Well...it didn't get better. However, seeing a movie is like meeting a person. We should all allow a person to stand on his or her own, even if our first impression isn't great and even if our friends tell us negative things. A film is not nearly as important as a fellow God-made human being, but it is made BY human beings, so it deserves a chance. At least, when it comes to a franchise you've known about since you were four (in my case) and saw at age five (in my case) and still are involved with (at least from a collecting standpoint) today.

Also, I have thought about making a movie. I have written a partial script and I have approached people for the purposes of getting them into a cast. I have recruited camera people and technicians (I didn't say they were pros), but I have never myself made a movie. The best critique is a peer review, but I am not a peer of Lucas when it comes to films.

Alright, so now the review (this won't be professional, but personal, and I'm going to shoot from the hip)--

First, I still don't like the animation. Most of the human characters end up looking the puppets in "The Sound of Music"--you remember--"What a duet for a girl and goat, etc etc". Also, most of it is dark and drab, not what I think children prefer to see.

And the theater was PACKED with children. I went at 12:30 PM today and I would say most of the children were around six-years-old. There were a few pre-schoolers and some who looked like they were about to go into fifth or sixth grade, but most of these kids were pretty young. I had geared myself up for this before I went. I reminded myself that I loved "Ewoks and Droids" as a child, but probably wouldn't be too impressed as a 34-year-old.

This movie, for some ways good and others bad, wasn't "Ewoks and Droids". I thought the plot and reminders about the plot weren't as bad as I would have thought or as inane as some of my fellow reviewers made it out to be. The music didn't bother me either, because frankly I felt John Williams could have been more original with the Prequel music or that Lucas could have found another composer (I loved the score for the Original Trilogy--I need to say that before some of you put a bounty on my head--but I thought we might go in a different direction with the new films).

It's interesting that I just saw Jerry Lewis in concert, because I thought this film was very Lewis-influenced. The Battle Droids were very Jerry with most of their dialogue and Ziro the Hutt was something like a character out of "Three on a Couch" (a shy Southern man who was bug crazy, but girl shy). Ziro was like a character out of "Designing Women" or something. I laughed every time I saw him, but no one else in the theater did.

As for the action. Well, I don't like non-stop action, but it was hard not to notice the children's reaction in a moment of even remote downtime. When Padme first appeared one chair in the theater started to rocked pretty hard, it was a boy of about ten who was bouncing in his chair, as if he had to do something in order to keep himself awake to get to "the good stuff".

I guess we lifelong fans have to get used to the idea that Lucas isn't trying to entertain us anymore. Hey, some of us got three films in the 70's and 80's, others have embraced all six films, but now he's going back to kindergarten for the girls and boys who's grandma and grandpa, aunts, and uncles, moms and dads, grew up with "Star Wars". And I did see grandparents bringing in grandchildren to the theater.

So for lifelong fans I think this movie merits a "B" ("Attack of the Clones" remains my least favorite "Star Wars" film). For the kids who shared the theater with us geezers, I'm sure it received an "A++". There wasn't any cheering, laughter, or screaming coming from the kids, but I've noticed that when children really like something they are pretty intense about it. You ask them later, "So, I guess you didn't like that film, you were quiet all the way through it." The reaction: "No! I loved it!!"



anakin&padme99
A strong woman who sacrificed everything for love..was it wrong?
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 12:50 PM
personally, I really liked the parts with Padme...It brought back the strong, resouceful women we love...and i was a sucker for the part were she and anakin shared that longing look...the most emotional part of the movie, I think....but I did like the movie!
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 12:57 PM
Please don't get me wrong, I enjoyed seeing Padme again, but I'm just telling you it bored the little children.
  comanderbly
That's Impossible. Even for a Computer.
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:02 PM
I posted my own review. Some stuff was good, some was bad.

I think I would have liked it more watching it as a TV show and not as a movie. ;)
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:04 PM
Yeah, as a TV show you don't have to pay for it. Well, except maybe a cable or satellite bill.
leia19886
Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:14 PM
I'll let you know tomorrow what I think of The Clone Wars.

Enjoy your weekend.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:18 PM
Thanks, Leia.

I suppose this film is a good intro to "Star Wars" for young kids. You could watch this and then say, "Wanna see Anakin when he was a little boy?" Then put in "The Phantom Menace" and go from Episodes 1-6.
Tosche Station Manager
The Power Converter
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:48 PM
"I guess we lifelong fans have to get used to the idea that Lucas isn't trying to entertain us anymore."

Best 'putting it in perspective' quote on the blogs yet. Thanks. :)
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 1:56 PM
Yeah, I'm trying to be practical. I just kept wishing their had been a Star Wars cartoon in 1984 with Han, Chewbacca, Leia, and Luke. Oh, well.
  Son of a Bith
The Cantina Corner
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 2:37 PM
I guess we lifelong fans have to get use to the idea that Lucas isn't trying to entertain us anymore.

Oh, don't worry, he hasn't forgot us. The live action TV series will be aimed squarely at adults.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 2:49 PM
I hope it will have a movie launch, because if it goes to cable chances are I'll never be able to see it.
usetheforce19
MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 3:59 PM
Nice review. I'm gonna write one soon after a see it tomorrow.
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 15, 2008 4:19 PM
Thanks for your kind words. I hope you enjoy the motion picture.
Damn Fool Idealistic Crusader
Writing blog entries ain't like dusting crops boy.
date Posted: Aug 17, 2008 12:04 AM
Well yeah, it had to be slightly geared toward the younger ones, because well...... it's animated. Star Wars was originally a live-action film, so 31 years later, with an animated film, you're gonna have stuff be different. It comes with the times.
The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Aug 17, 2008 1:04 PM
Sound of Music-- ha! At least they weren't yodeling.

Great perspective. And yeah, it's a whole new ballgame, and that game is for the youths. The movies of old will always be there, in case anyone wants to revisit 'em. ;)
FAN4YRS
A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Aug 17, 2008 1:40 PM
I will be revisiting them at a VCR near me soon!

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