If an Imperial Storm Trooper asks you about your droids, simply reply with, "They're up for sale, if you want them." Best cause scenario: He wants them! Then you can use it as a tax write- off for donating personal materials to the government.

Even in the military, it's important to remember manners, even when disciplining a subordinate. Take the lead of Darth Vader, after choking to death Captain Needa for his mistakes, he add; "Apology accepted, Captain Needa." Kudos to Darth Vader for not letting the suns go down on his anger.

When meeting an eligible woman who might be royalty for the first time, invite her to a meal, but (especially if she's in the company of a Wookiee) remember to add, "Everyone's invited, of course," but, like Lando Calrissian, we'll understand if your eyes are telling her "especially you."

Remember, don't be rash! Even if you're a Sith Lord, offering your son co-rulership of the galaxy, throw in necessities like; "Join me AND I WILL COMPLETE YOUR TRAINING." Remember, you don't want an apprentice, or an offspring, with incomplete training.

Likewise, don't be in a rush. Remember, as Yoda said; "For the Jedi there is time to eat as well."

Criticism is politically incorrect, even in galaxy far, far away, even if you are criticizing yourself. So don't say, "I'm a big fat liar," say; "What I told you was true, from an certain point of view." If you're friend or apprentice says in disdain; "A certain point of view!!!" Reply: "You're gonna find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."

If your date remarks that they would just as soon kiss a wookiee, try to arrange it.

If a native group is attempting to eat you don't use force, attempt "magic".

You'll never understand a space slug until you've walked around his mouth.

If your droid counterpart is constantly criticizing you begin communicating in only beeps and whistles; the jerk will probably think you are using some computer form of language, but really you're just giving it back to him in a passive-aggressive way and he's just as clueless as everyone else in regards to what you're saying (if anything).

If there's no light-speed, don't blame yourself.

When dealing with Hutts, bargain rather than fight, he might think you're not a real Jedi, but it's a good ploy.

Gentleman, even if you're about to be put into carbon freeze, don't give the lady the upper hand, if she says "I love you", just reply; "I know."

Bounty hunters, show some sensitivity to your prey. If he's about to be put into carbon freeze say something like; "What if he doesn't survive, he's worth a lot to me?"

Intimidating phrases to use on a Hutt:

"We have powerful friends, you're going to regret this."

"Free us, or die!"

"It's the last mistake you'll ever make."

"50,000, no less."

Sympathize with your enemies. Say this while sounding as if you could bawl your eyes out: "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

If you follow these simple manners you should keep from being blasted. Maybe.