Obi-Wan: So...has he given you the "I hate sand" speech.

Padme: Yes! It lasted forever; I thought he would never shut up about it!

Obi-Wan: 'It sticks in my toes, it's rough.' How about coming from a volcanic
world? Or what if he'd been born on some swamp planet!??

Padme: And then he gives me this, 'I'd be able to rule the galaxy' sermon.

Obi-Wan: What an arrogant hotshot. He was talking like that as soon as we
got him out of the desert before he knew enough to remember to flush the toliet.

Padme: You know what I like to do?

Obi-Wan: What's that?

Padme: I like to call him Ani {LAUGHS} because I know it drives him nuts!!

Obi-Wan: I just about died laughing when you called him that, before he was
all like, 'I haven't seen her in ten years master'. I'm surprised he
didn't tie his shoes on his own in an effort to impress you.

Padme: He did!

Obi-Wan/Padme: (both laugh hysterically)