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by: FAN4YRS

date posted: Jun 25, 2006 11:37 AM | updated: Jun 25, 2006 11:54 AM

What If Yaddle Had Trained Luke?

First off, if Yaddle had trained Luke rather than Yoda, then Frank Oz would have used his Miss Piggy voice instead of his Grover voice. Here's how the dialogue in "The Empire Strikes Back" may have gone...

THEY MEET--

Yaddle: Help you I can, find your girlfriend.

Luke: I'm not looking for my girlfriend I'm looking for a JEDI MASTER.

Yaddle: Hhmm. Well, I'll be in my cave when you decide to look for a girlfriend, hot stuff!!

FORCE TRAINING--

Yaddle: Through the Force, things you will see, other places...the future, the past, old friends long gone...Kermie!

WHEN THE X WING SINKS INTO THE SWAMP--

Luke: My ship!

Yaddle: It's no different from moving the rock.

Luke concentrates on getting the X Wing out of the swamp.

Luke: This is impossible.

Yaddle: Always with you it cannot be done.

Luke: Well, you get it out!

Yaddle: Moi? Who do you think I am, Yoda?

BONUS SCENE, "Return of the Jedi"--

Luke: Yaddle, I must know, is Darth Vader my father?

Yaddle: Your father he is. Go to him you must. Kill him and then come back here and take me to dinner--Kermie!!

Luke: For the last time, I'm not KERMIE!

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	jedi2sith567
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 11:45 AM Nice!!!!!!! this was really funny especially with the Kermie, perfect.

	Jedi Master Mina Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 11:57 AM Yaddle: Hhmm. Well, I'll be in my cave when you decide to look for a girlfriend, hot stuff!! Luke: For the last time, I'm not KERMIE! Priceless...

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 12:16 PM Another bonus from "Return of the Jedi"... Luke: Yaddle spoke of another. Obi-Wan: The other she spoke of was your hot friend Han. Yaddle knew as I did, if you were to fail, she would be lusting for another hunk.

	TheBothanBoy The Curious Bothan's Life Size Blog Archive
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 12:21 PM Another bonus from "Return of the Jedi"... Luke: Yaddle spoke of another. Obi-Wan: The other she spoke of was your hot friend Han. Yaddle knew as I did, if you were to fail, she would be lusting for another hunk. Too Good...Too Good!!!! Great One FAN4YRS

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 1:25 PM then Frank Oz would have used his Miss Piggy voice Very funny!

	jedivnsnator The Trash Compactor
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 1:26 PM Ohhh myyy gawd....that was...erm...pretty good, actually.

	gahmah80 Gahmah's Lair of Trauma (Blog Closed Due to Inability to Renew Hyperspace Account)
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 1:32 PM Hahahaha! So it would have gone worse for Luke. ____________________ Gahmah's Blog Index Gahmah's Artwork

	Tkia Fett
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 1:51 PM Better than the stooge!

	masterjedijulian Clone Commander Cody *
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 2:27 PM very funny!!!

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 2:39 PM Wow, Tkia Fett, I hope Stooge doesn't read that. I've never met him, but it is almost guaranteed he could take me in a fight.

	maceyodaobiwonanakin You Cannot Stop Me.....
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 5:32 PM funny...very funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhha hahahhahahahahaha hahahahaha hah ha

	Jedi Arwen Skywalker
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 8:01 PM giggle!

	padmeskywalker77 Padme's Legacy
date Posted: Jun 25, 2006 9:08 PM That was funny, FAN4YRS I could just hear Miss Piggy in there!!

	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Jun 26, 2006 10:19 AM This was hilarious FAN4YRS!!! I love it!!! "Kermie!!"

	gencrs Technical Manuals from The GFFA
date Posted: Jun 27, 2006 3:29 PM That was great. The Miss Piggy voice makes it perfect.

	macewindu882 Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Jun 29, 2006 11:13 PM Ha! That was great!

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