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A Rebel's Ramblings

by: FAN4YRS

date posted: Jul 12, 2006 3:50 AM | updated: Oct 24, 2006 6:31 PM

Star Wars Fortune Cookiee Messages

A powerful Sith you will make

You will be the greatest of all Jedi

You are a Jedi, Like Your Father Before You

Your over-confidence is your weakness

Let the Wookiee Win

May the Force be with you

When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not

You will go to the Dagobah system

This will be a day long remembered

There is another

Of the Emperor, Beware

The Empire will compensate you

Twice the pride, double the fall

The Judleland Wastes are not to be traveled lightly

The last of the Jedi will you be

There is no conflict

You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor

You are always thinking with your stomach

You will be afraid

You are full of surprises

You could use a good kiss

Kiss a Wookiee

You will have to sell your speeder

Pray the deal is not altered further

Do not underestimate the powe of the Force

KA-BOOM!

Your eyesight will return in time

You will be taken to the Dune Sea by skiff

Your powers are weak, old man

Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter

Wars do not make one great

Do or do not, there is no try

Your fleet is lost, and your friends on the Endor Moon will not survive

You are the Chosen One

You are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen

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	leialookalike1
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 4:46 AM That was cute. just wait until some fan who owns a resturant does this and it makes the news.

	Darth Vader Meditation Chamber
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 5:05 AM "Many Bothans died to bring you this Fortune Cookiee"

	Darth OCD
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 5:43 AM

	usetheforce19 MasterMonkey13
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 6:33 AM just wait until some fan who owns a resturant does this and it makes the news. May the Force be with us all! God bless!

	Kenobi-fan The Jundland Wastes Journal
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:13 AM That was cute. just wait until some fan who owns a resturant does this and it makes the news. ...and then gets sued for copyright infringement. Nice blog!

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:20 AM Is there a copyright on "you could use a good kiss"? There would be a way to get around it--for some of them.

	gold5 I lost Tiree, lost Dutch!..or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Death Star.
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:30 AM Funny! Heres one. Yoda say: "Land on swamp planet. Sink in mud you will"

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:41 AM That's a good one, gold5, thanks!

	cbern Omega Squad's 5th member
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:44 AM good job funny

	bluejedi32 The Force Is All Around Us
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:47 AM Someone always loses an arm over something.

	jediholteh
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 8:14 AM Your powers are weak, old man I want that fortune!

	rappingrancor0
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 8:18 AM Another one: You have a bad feeling about something at least 5 times a day. Good ones, FAN4YRS! WTFMGY, GWBY. RR out.

	Zelaskowski
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 8:35 AM Thank you for a morning smile! My favorite way to start the day!

	padmeskywalker77 Padme's Legacy
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 9:48 AM This was good. I would just "lose it" if I were ever to find one of these in my fortune cookies

	marybrainchild SidiousSith's Holocron
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 9:55 AM Great job!! I'd love to find one of these in a fortune cookie!!

	miniforcex The Star Wars Fan Wears Pink
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 10:03 AM Nice entry! Excuse me while I go insert all of those into my fortuen cookies.

	CommanderPlush
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 5:57 PM KA-Boom! was my favorite.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 5:58 PM I imagine Gov. Tarkin getting that one.

	gof22
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 7:41 PM Tattoine will become a desert

	amidalooine The Emotional Galaxy
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 8:56 PM KA-BOOM???????? I am on the record saying that I hope I never receive a fortune cookie with that fortune in it!! Cool blog!

	Jedi Master Mina Another Galaxy, another time
date Posted: Jul 12, 2006 9:17 PM "The odds of receiving a decent fortune cookie saying worth anything useful are 3,751 to 1...in bed..." Cute blog.

	TIE hunter exrordinair 2
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:14 AM Hahaha, I would take any of those over the fotrunes I get, even KABOOM. "Always keep a healthy supply of faith"

	macewindu882 Don't Go All Chewie On Me!
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 4:48 AM Great list!

	Peter Fett-Secura
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 6:28 AM Nice list, I don't read fortune cookies, but If they were Star Wars I probobly would. I sound so mono-matic(opisite of dramatic). Good Job.

	darthgrnmachn
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 7:40 AM Good job. The force is strong in you.

	MomOf2YoungPadawan Mamadala's Lair
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 9:09 AM Awesome!! I have a recipe for homemade fortune cookies - I should make them and put some of these fortunes in them!!!

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:06 AM Wow! That's cool. I have never had fresh fortune cookies.

	lordofthesith17
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:11 AM Hey can someone give me a opinion? Who is a better manipulater Kreia (KOTOR series) or Darth Sidious???

	jangoisbaddest04
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:18 AM Good blog. I always like reading those funny unique things about Star Wars. I actually got a fortune cookie a couple of months ago that said, "Do or do not, there is no try." I almost died laughing at that one. I still have it in my wallet, just to get laughs sometimes.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:24 AM That's cool.

	lordofthesith17
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 11:28 AM Cool blog The same thing happend to me to but it said KA-BOOM

	fangsru92
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 12:13 PM thats pretty coolio -fangsru92

	commander_roger The clone situations
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:24 PM Nice and u got me a good day message BTW... "Indeed u are powerfull u can still fall to darkness!" LOL MTFBWY

	lordofthesith17
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:44 PM I have already fallen to the darkside for i am darth....uhhh......OK i didnt get that far ahead but..uhhh.still. MTFBWUA

	solo smelly
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 4:34 PM Thanks for the laugh!!! You will be the greatest of all Jedi This is what Anakin found in his fortune cookiee and that is why he turned to evil You could use a good kiss Mace Windu's reaction when he finds that in his cookiee....priceless!!!

	FrozenStormTrooper Frozen In Time
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 5:46 PM I have you now!!!! lol great fortune!

	corranhorn2006
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:26 PM Confucious say: Never anger Mandalorian when life is on the line. You can take on the whole empire by yourself, just don't get in the back of a snowspeeder.

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:31 PM Good ones.

	clone1camander1vincent Vinnys army of Republic blogs
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 8:35 PM good blog.

	lordofthesith17
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:12 PM Amen to that corranhorn2006 In other words if you want a blaster scorch between the eyes go make a mandalorian mad.

	lordofthesith17
date Posted: Jul 13, 2006 10:58 PM Hey can someone gice me some advice??? I want to write a blog and I put in my E-mail and password but it wont let me do it, do I need to get a hyperspace membership or something??? please respond lo... oo never mind im a sith for pete sakes!!!

	darkclone#1
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 2:18 AM good blog! how about this one! Join the Empire we have Amazing Cookies beware of walking Carpets 8-X-8 + \|-o-\| = Ka-Boom! In-lawes have entered the base! In-lawes have entered the base! what do you think?

	FAN4YRS A Rebel's Ramblings
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 4:40 AM I could see it.

	clone128
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 4:53 AM anakin turned to the darth cookie side.

	clone128
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 5:02 AM [vinnys arny of the republic blogs clone star corps. I like this blog.

	Darth Redding
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 1:57 PM how about Help! im trapped in a fortune cookie factory!

	DarthTregon
date Posted: Jul 14, 2006 4:32 PM i would take ne of those over wat i got 3 days ago lol it said i should change my socks

	legostarw This will be a blog long remembered...
date Posted: Jul 15, 2006 3:13 PM Not really a fortune...just advice: "What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it?"

	Lord Harald The Council of Evil
date Posted: Jul 15, 2006 3:29 PM Who is a better manipulater Kreia (KOTOR series) or Darth Sidious??? I hate Kreia, and because I hate her I fall to the dark side, that's what she wants. That's why I hate her. I think Kreia is the better manipulater.

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