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If you haven't seen Back to the Future for some reason... Go see it. It's fun.
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*Snap* *Snap* *Pow*

Rive - "You've got to come back with me!"
Reader - "Back... Where?"
Rive - "Back to the future!"
Reader - "Wait a minute, what are you doin' Rive?"
Rive - Busily writing up a more exciting tag line to draw clickers - "I need comments!"
Rive - Finishes changing his entry title to "Purple Saber... Or Purple Menace: The Truth of Darth Windu" - "Go ahead, get in the car-wing!"
Reader - "No no no, Rive, I just got here okay? My friend's here; we're gonna read some VIP entries."
Rive - "Well bring them along, this concerns them too."
Reader - "Wait a minute Rive. What happens to us in the future? What do we become two-line bloggers or something?"
Rive - "No no no, you and the Pitiful Little Band of bloggers turn out fine; It's the contests. Something's got to be done about the contests!"
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Using the Delorean Gull-Wing fighter Rive whisks you off to early 2007.

Things of immediate note are...

● There's still no spell check.
● The most popular entry is "Why are Ewoks short?"
● There's been a total of 3 new blog images added.
● Darth Vicomte's second annual blog award show was ridiculed for not giving more nominations to Episode III... Er...
● Rive Caedo no longer posts new entries due to having run out of space and being unable to delete his old ones due to sentimental value
● Serenity 2 was released as a direct-to-DVD feature and became the highest grossing film of all time due to cascade of events that shocked the globe.
● There's still no news about Star Wars TV.

and...

● The second contest to become fan club president has just begun. The current fan club president is brushed under the rug without fan-fare
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I've noticed a few entries with people saying something along the lines of "Thank the Lords of Kobol that this contest is over May 15th!"

... But as long as Lucas Co. is making upwards of 5000+ dollars from this... They'll probably keep running it. Year after year after year.

That's year after year after year of a third of the year (4 months) being welcomed with...

"Re-elect President Whatshisname!"
"I also will waste space telling you to elect whatshisname again!"
"Whatshisname was a terrible president! Elect me me me!"
"I'm under 18, but I'm running anyway! I'm sure they'll let it slide if I win!"
"Mac Windo was the coolist Jedi evars! If yu agree vote 4 me!"

etc. etc. etc.

There really needs to be a policy implemented against these kinds of entries especially if that's the user's only entries (IE: dustin@rebelscum.com, uscwannabe)... Or this will get really annoying... Really fast.

For a third of the year. Every year.

This has been a rambling, alarmist, downtrodden message brought to you by the Rive Caedo foundation to protect divider line habitats.

You may now return to your normal timeline.

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