NAME: Chewbacca

NICKNAMES: Chewie, Fuzzball, Big Walking Carpet, Woolly, Hairy Beast, The Mighty Chewbacca (This is the only one I officially endorse)

SEX: Male

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Wherever Han Solo lives. Come on, isn't there an escape clause in this life-debt thing???

HEIGHT: 2.4 meters

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Tons.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? Melrose Planet.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Yoda's autograph: "To Chewbacca, for all the good times, I thank you. The pub on Nal Hutta, remember!"

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Better Homes and Starships.

FAVORITE SMELL: Malla's raw meat stew recipes.

FAVORITE COLOR: Brown & black. But any earth tones will do.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing my world enslaved by the Empire almost immediately after defeating the Separatists.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: This is a tie. First one is seeing Jabba's sail barge go up in flames with him still on it. Other one is seeing that second Death Star join the first one.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Work on the Falcon. Back up Han in the inevitable bar fight. Play holo-chess with R2D2 (gonna beat that guy some day). Trade insults with 3PO. Groom myself.

FAVORITE MUSIC: I'm partial to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes from Mos Eisely.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I hope the Princess occupies Han all day, so I can get more sleep.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? None whatsoever.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting, unless they're maintained by Ugnaughts.

PEN OR PENCIL? Crossbow.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Bah. Few humans can speak to Wookiees fluently.

FAVORITE FOODS: Raw meat.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Yeah--DWW. Known as "Driving While Wookiee" on Kashyyyk since the Empire took over.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? I don't much like sweet stuff.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Sure, but I don't get much chance with Captain Ego at the Falcon's helm.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Yes, a stuffed stormtrooper.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't believe in owning pets. Reminds me too much of what the Empire's done to my home world.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A Jedi. That would be cool if Wookiees had Force powers. *winks*

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Yoda. I never saw him again after I helped him escape Kashyyyk. But Luke Skywalker told me some funny stories about his cooking while on Dagobah.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A Wookiee Wail, with a twist of lemon.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? What?

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes. Wookiees are omnivores.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't wear shirts. I guess I'd give up my bandolier though.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Captain Chewbacca of the Millenium Falcon.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? This a joke of some kind? It ain't funny.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? How would you see it on me? This another joke? Still want those arms to stay in their sockets pal??

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Traditional Wookiee wedding high in the trees.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Woodcarving of Malla; crossbow rack; collection of "Wanted--Han Solo & Chewbacca" posters from all the systems we've been banned from.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty. Wookiees get pretty thirsty.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Trandoshan blood flavor.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? My hands are too big for human-sized stuff.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? My diary. "Dear Diary: today we blew up another Death Star, crippled the Imperial Fleet, and put the Empire on the ropes. I also single-handedly commandeered a Scout Walker during the battle (couple of Ewoks helped). It was the best day ever!"

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 4. It's not the big 3, folks. It's the big four.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? *Sigh* Never owned my own vehicle.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The Falcon. Maybe I should challenge Han to a game of Sabacc...

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Ewoks versus stormtroopers.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Han's sometimes a pain in my rump, but he's been a true friend and I cherish all the good times we've had together. Except that time we dumped that spice load and ended up on Jabba's hit list.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Jabba. I keep forgetting the Princess punched his ticket. I knew I loved her for something!!!