Anakin Would
(to the tune of "Norwegian Wood")

Jedi once had a girl, or should I say, she once had him?
She said "Wanna come in?" Anakin could , Anakin would.

She asked him to stay and she told him to sit anywhere.
He wanted to show off and decided to Force-juggle chairs.

They sat on her rug, drinking Naboo wine, trading corny lines.
They played until late, and then she said, "It's time for bed."

She said "The Senate meets in the morning," and started to laugh.
He told her he'd then best sneak off or face Obi-Wan's wrath.

And when she awoke, she was alone, his ship had flown.
Would he come back soon? Anakin could, Anakin would.