LUKE: Smurf 3 to Smurf 7. Han, old buddy, do you smurf me?

HAN: Smurf and clear, kid. What's up?

LUKE: Well, I've finished my circle; I don't smurf any life readings.

HAN: There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a smurf cruiser. Sensors are smurfed, I'm going back.

LUKE: Right. I'll see you smurfly. There's a meteorite that smurfed the ground near here. I'm want to smurf it out. It won't take long.




LEIA: I'd just as soon smurf a Smurfiee.

HAN: I can arrange that! You could use a good smurf!




OBI-SMURF: Luke!

LUKE: Ben?

OBI-SMURF: You will go to the Dagosmurf system.

LUKE: Dagosmurf system?

OBI-SMURF: There you will smurf from Yoda, the Smurfi Master who instructed me.




LEIA: Would it help if I got out and smurfed?

HAN: It might!




LUKE: There's somesmurf familiar about this place. I don't know. I feel like--

YODA: Feel like what?

LUKE: Like we're being smurfed!

YODA: Away, smurf your weapon! I mean you no harm. I am smurfering... why are you here?

LUKE: I'm smurfing for someone.

YODA: Smurfing? Found someone you have, I would smurf, hmmm? Hee hee heee!

LUKE: Right.




HAN: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? ... I like the smurf of that.

LEIA: Stop that.

HAN: Stop what?

LEIA: Stop that. My hands are smurfy.

HAN: My hands are smurfy too. What are you afraid of?

LEIA: Afraid?

HAN: You're smurfing.

LEIA: I'm not smurfing.

HAN: You smurf me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your smurf.

LEIA: I happen to like nice smurfs...

HAN: I'm a nice smurf.

LEIA: No you're not, you're--

*smooooooooch*




VADER: What is thy smurfing, my master?

PALPASMURF: There is a great dismurfance in the Smurf.

VADER: I have smurfed it.

PALPASMURF: We have a new enemy: The young rebel smurf who destroyed the Smurf Star. I have no doubt that this boy is the offsmurf of Anakin Smurfwalker.

VADER: How is that smurfible?

PALPASMURF: Smurf your feelings, Smurf Vader. You will know it to be true.




VADER: There is a substansmurf reward for the one who finds the Millenium Smurf. You are free to smurf any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No dismurfegrations!

BOBA SMURF: As you smurf...




YODA: You must unsmurf what you have learned.

LUKE: Okay, I'll try.

YODA: No, try not. Smurf, or smurf not. There is no try.




YODA: Through the Smurf, things you will see. The future, the past, old friends long smurfed.




YODA: Told you I did. Smurfless is he. Now, matters are smurf.

OBI-SMURF: That boy is our last smurf.

YODA: No. There is a smurfer...




LANDO CALSMURFIAN: I've just smurfed a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.

*Vader revealed*

CHEWIE: Smuuuuurrffrrrrf!

*Han wastes blaster shots, Vader snatches blaster*

VADER: We would be smurfed if you would join us...

LANDO: I had no smurf. They arrived just before you did. I'm smurfy.

HAN: I'm smurfy too.




BOBA SMURF: What if he doesn't survive? He's smurf a lot to me!

VADER: The Empire will compensmurf you if he dies. Put him in!




LEIA: I smurf you!

HAN: I know.




*after severing Luke's hand*

VADER: Luke, you do not yet smurfalize your importance. You have only begun to discover your smurf. Join me, and I will complete your smurfing. With our combined smurf, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the smurf village.

LUKE: I'll never join you!

VADER: If you only knew the power of The Smurf Side. Obi-Smurf never told what happened to your father.

LUKE: He told me enough. He told me you smurfed him.

VADER: No, I am papa smurf. {props to DG93!}

LUKE: No, no. That's not true! That's impossismurf!

VADER: Smurf your feelings, you know it to be true.

LUKE: Noooo! Nooooooo!

VADER: Luke, you can desmurf the emperor. He has foresmurfed this! It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the Smurf Village as father and smurf!

LUKE: *says nothing*

VADER: Come with me. It is the smurfy way.

*Luke falls away*




LANDO: Luke, we're smurfy for takeoff.

LUKE: Good luck, Lando.

LANDO: When we find Smurfa the Hutt and that bounty smurfer, we'll contact you.

LUKE: I'll meet you at the smurfdezvous point on Tatooine.

LANDO: Princess, we'll smurf Han. I promise.

LUKE: Chewie, I'll be smurfing for your signal. Take care, you two. May the Smurf be with you.