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 | SMURF WARS: Episode V, THE EMPIRE SMURFS BACK |
LUKE: Smurf 3 to Smurf 7. Han, old buddy, do you smurf me?
HAN: Smurf and clear, kid. What's up?
LUKE: Well, I've finished my circle; I don't smurf any life readings.
HAN: There isn't enough life on this ice cube to fill a smurf cruiser. Sensors are smurfed, I'm going back.
LUKE: Right. I'll see you smurfly. There's a meteorite that smurfed the ground near here. I'm want to smurf it out. It won't take long.
LEIA: I'd just as soon smurf a Smurfiee.
HAN: I can arrange that! You could use a good smurf!
OBI-SMURF: Luke!
LUKE: Ben?
OBI-SMURF: You will go to the Dagosmurf system.
LUKE: Dagosmurf system?
OBI-SMURF: There you will smurf from Yoda, the Smurfi Master who instructed me.
LEIA: Would it help if I got out and smurfed?
HAN: It might!
LUKE: There's somesmurf familiar about this place. I don't know. I feel like--
YODA: Feel like what?
LUKE: Like we're being smurfed!
YODA: Away, smurf your weapon! I mean you no harm. I am smurfering... why are you here?
LUKE: I'm smurfing for someone.
YODA: Smurfing? Found someone you have, I would smurf, hmmm? Hee hee heee!
LUKE: Right.
HAN: Scoundrel? Scoundrel? ... I like the smurf of that.
LEIA: Stop that.
HAN: Stop what?
LEIA: Stop that. My hands are smurfy.
HAN: My hands are smurfy too. What are you afraid of?
LEIA: Afraid?
HAN: You're smurfing.
LEIA: I'm not smurfing.
HAN: You smurf me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your smurf.
LEIA: I happen to like nice smurfs...
HAN: I'm a nice smurf.
LEIA: No you're not, you're--
*smooooooooch*
VADER: What is thy smurfing, my master?
PALPASMURF: There is a great dismurfance in the Smurf.
VADER: I have smurfed it.
PALPASMURF: We have a new enemy: The young rebel smurf who destroyed the Smurf Star. I have no doubt that this boy is the offsmurf of Anakin Smurfwalker.
VADER: How is that smurfible?
PALPASMURF: Smurf your feelings, Smurf Vader. You will know it to be true.
VADER: There is a substansmurf reward for the one who finds the Millenium Smurf. You are free to smurf any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No dismurfegrations!
BOBA SMURF: As you smurf...
YODA: You must unsmurf what you have learned.
LUKE: Okay, I'll try.
YODA: No, try not. Smurf, or smurf not. There is no try.
YODA: Through the Smurf, things you will see. The future, the past, old friends long smurfed.
YODA: Told you I did. Smurfless is he. Now, matters are smurf.
OBI-SMURF: That boy is our last smurf.
YODA: No. There is a smurfer...
LANDO CALSMURFIAN: I've just smurfed a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
*Vader revealed*
CHEWIE: Smuuuuurrffrrrrf!
*Han wastes blaster shots, Vader snatches blaster*
VADER: We would be smurfed if you would join us...
LANDO: I had no smurf. They arrived just before you did. I'm smurfy.
HAN: I'm smurfy too.
BOBA SMURF: What if he doesn't survive? He's smurf a lot to me!
VADER: The Empire will compensmurf you if he dies. Put him in!
LEIA: I smurf you!
HAN: I know.
*after severing Luke's hand*
VADER: Luke, you do not yet smurfalize your importance. You have only begun to discover your smurf. Join me, and I will complete your smurfing. With our combined smurf, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the smurf village.
LUKE: I'll never join you!
VADER: If you only knew the power of The Smurf Side. Obi-Smurf never told what happened to your father.
LUKE: He told me enough. He told me you smurfed him.
VADER: No, I am papa smurf. {props to DG93!}
LUKE: No, no. That's not true! That's impossismurf!
VADER: Smurf your feelings, you know it to be true.
LUKE: Noooo! Nooooooo!
VADER: Luke, you can desmurf the emperor. He has foresmurfed this! It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the Smurf Village as father and smurf!
LUKE: *says nothing*
VADER: Come with me. It is the smurfy way.
*Luke falls away*
LANDO: Luke, we're smurfy for takeoff.
LUKE: Good luck, Lando.
LANDO: When we find Smurfa the Hutt and that bounty smurfer, we'll contact you.
LUKE: I'll meet you at the smurfdezvous point on Tatooine.
LANDO: Princess, we'll smurf Han. I promise.
LUKE: Chewie, I'll be smurfing for your signal. Take care, you two. May the Smurf be with you.
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 4:20 PM
You took a couple of perfectly scoundrelous Han/Leia scenes and tainted them with your horrid little blue creatures!
LEIA: I happen to like nice smurfs...
For the record, my fellow bloggers, I never did and do not now support such usage of this once beautiful line. I personally do not happen to like nice smurfs. In fact, I HATE all smurfs! 
Someone please make it known to Riv that we are no longer speaking.
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brooklooineghost
Just a simple mom trying to make my way in the (expanded) universe
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 6:12 PM
You could use a good smurf!
well, i have been bogged down with grading midterms, and Hubby-Wan has been working late . . . wait, was that not what you were alluding to??? 
VADER: No, I am papa smurf.
LMAO!!!! does that make Padme a smurfette??
You took a couple of perfectly scoundrelous Han/Leia scenes and tainted them with your horrid little blue creatures!
you're really trying to push my girl over the edge, aren't you??? 
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 8:20 PM
Um, Rivet Head? My friend JP wants you to know that she isn't speaking to you anymore. If you have anything to say to her, you may say it through me.
You smurfed up. 
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 9:30 PM
Um, Rivet Head? My friend JP wants you to know that she isn't speaking to you anymore. If you have anything to say to her, you may say it through me.
You smurfed up.
Wait a second... JP's been dissing the Torture-Droid for ages about these entries - she should never have come to this one - she knew the consequences. I'm sticking up for Rivet-Head on this.
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 11:47 PM
you're really trying to push my girl over the edge, aren't you???
I'm not feeling the love here, folks.
As I said, JP knew the consequences of visiting the Smurf Wars entries. If anyone's to blame, it's JP.
Leave the Torture-Droid alone, he's got enough on his plate. It isn't easy being a demented droid in charge of cyborg operations in Jabba's Palace. Take it easy on RH - EV units were known to have design defects, he may be sensitive about these things.
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 29, 2007 11:49 PM
Keep smurfing
That's more like it.
OBI-SMURF: That boy is our last smurf.
YODA: No. There is a smurfer...
Can't wait for Return of the Smurf...
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hansgirl3
Invoking the Squee
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 8:29 AM
HAN: I'm a nice smurf.
LEIA: No you're not, you're--
*smooooooooch*
OMG, that's just too funny!!!!! Laugh my smurf off... AGAIN!!!!! I'm losing my smurfing mind here with laughter!!! 
VADER: No, I am papa smurf. {props to DG93!}
Hilarious!
As I said, JP knew the consequences of visiting the Smurf Wars entries. If anyone's to blame, it's JP.
Much as I love JP, I'm afraid I have to agree with Rogueish on this one. JP, dear, you should not have come back...  Love you!!
RH, fantastismurf!!!
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 11:08 AM
I'm afraid I have to agree with Rogueish on this one.
I said goddam [/Mia Wallace]
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:39 PM
Someone please make it known to Riv that we are no longer speaking.
Oh, darn. And I was going to sweep you off your feet with my chivalrous & gentlemanly behavior at C4...
But the scoundrels (like Rivet Head) are usually more fun
Spoken like a woman who's experienced in scoundrels. 
If you have anything to say to her, you may say it through me. You smurfed up.
Ask her if this means we won't be dancing cheek to cheek at some smoky LA jazz club then?
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 1:45 PM
wait, was that not what you were alluding to???
In your case, I recommend some Color Me Badd: "I wanna smurf you up!"
I'm sticking up for Rivet-Head on this.
Spoken like a true friend. To paraphrase the Moz: Scoundrels of the world, unite & take over!
RH, fantastismurf!!!
Thank you. Hugs & smurfs to you too! 
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 2:27 PM
And I was going to sweep you off your feet with my chivalrous & gentlemanly behavior at C4... Oh no.....JP....I'm being sucked into the charming!!! Help!!!!!
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darth maul517
Darth Jedi Maul Secura
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 5:49 PM
Another great smurf. Sorry I couldn't resist.
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:41 PM
My fellow bloggers, I had to check this entry because I just knew Riv would destroy some of my favorite Leia lines of all time. My curiosity got the best of me, and for that I am truly sorry. I fear that because of my mistake my dark, sithy nightmares of little blue creatures in stormtrooper gear will worsen...
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 6:42 PM
Now, Bodacious and/or Brookie please relay this message to Riv:
Oh, darn. And I was going to sweep you off your feet with my chivalrous & gentlemanly behavior at C4...
You'll have to answer to Hayden for that one. He refuses to let me out of his sight (and arms, for that matter) for the duration of my stay in LA LA Land.
Ask her if this means we won't be dancing cheek to cheek at some smoky LA jazz club then?
There is only one way such a thing could happen and it has absolutely nothing to do with chocolate martinis and the Jeff Hamilton trio. Nope. Uh uh. No siree.
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 7:07 PM
Rivet Head, although you are very charming, my friend JP said---hey, wait a minute.....did she say Hayden?
(I think she may be softening up a bit.........she mentioned chocolate, alcohol and jazz in the same sentence. )
You know what to do, Riv.
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Jedi Master Mina
Another Galaxy, another time
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 9:50 PM
I have a smurfin' headache from reading this smurf blog...What the smurf were you thinking?
Dude, you have waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too much time on your smurf hands...
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jan 30, 2007 11:37 PM
You know what to do, Riv
Yeah, more SMURFS!
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