Ani's Blue Lightsaber
(to the tune of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer")

Ani was a padawan, apprenticed under Obi-Wan,
Guarding Padmé's bod.
Late at night in her high-rise penthouse, oh oh oh ohhh.

Sneaky Jango Fett, through his buddy Zam, he'd let
Crawlies on the floor.
Heading for Padmé's bed under R2's no-oh-oh-ose.

But as they're getting ready to sting,
A sound makes Ani spring...

Snap-hiss! Ani's blue lightsaber
came down upon their heads.
Snap-hiss! Ani's blue lightsaber
made sure that they were dead.

Back on his desert home, Ani then decides to roam,
Searching for his mom.
Wishing to stop all of his nightmares, oh oh oh ohhh.

He looks high and low, then notices a glow,
Tuskens camped outside.
Finds his mom tied up to a po-oh-oh-ost.

But when she goes and dies on the boy,
He finds the Tusken guards...

Snap-hiss! Ani's blue lightsaber
came down across their necks.
Snap-hiss! Ani's blue lightsaber
made sure that they were dead.

Vader the new Dark Lord, unleashed his deadly sword,
Separatists lose their heads.
Struck down without any mercy, oh oh oh ohhhh.

Obi-Wan & Padmé land, Obi-Wan now makes his stand.
But Ani don't agree (he won't just won't see)
Barks that Obi misjudges his power, oh oh oh ohhh.

But as Ani leaps at his old friend
A noise comes from below...

Snap-hiss! Obi's blue lightsaber
came down across his legs (Do do do do do).
Snap-hiss! obi's blue lightsaber
made sure that he was maimed.

Snap-hiss! Obi's blue lightsaber
came down across his hand (Do do do do do).
Snap-hiss! obi's blue lightsaber
left him in burning sand.