NAME: Yoda. Jedi Master, I am.

NICKNAMES: Little Green Friend.

SEX: Male

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Mudhole. My home, this is. *sigh*

HEIGHT: Judge me by my size, do you?

EYES: Look I so old, to young eyes?

HAIR: Vanishing, my hair is.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? No more access to holonet, have I. Miss my Tivo, I do.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? No need for a mouse pad, do I require.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Better Homes & Mud Huts

FAVORITE SMELL: Jungles, I enjoy. Kashyyyk, Dagobah...

FAVORITE COLOR: Green

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: "Failed, I have."

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: A New Hope, there is.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Sweep dirt, I do. Refine my cooking, I must. Avoid bog monster, I should!

FAVORITE MUSIC: My own singing in the bathtub, I love!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? A rest I need. Yes, a rest.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? I do not. ConcentraaaaAAAAAATTTE...!!!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Excitement, feh! A Jedi craves not these things!

PEN OR PENCIL? Gimer stick.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? A long time has it been, since I have received calls!

FAVORITE FOODS: Good food, yes! Hee hee!

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Know my parents, I do not.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Treason, according to Darth Sidious. *grumbles*

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Either.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Too short to reach the controls, I am.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Stuffed toy Wookiee.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Attachment is forbidden...

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Wookiee. But become Jedi, they do not.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Meh, too common on Dagobah, they are!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Darth Sidious. A rematch, I demand!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Wookiee Wails, I do enjoy. Miss Chewbacca, I very much do!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Huh?

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Eat it all, I do.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Fit the girl, my shirt would not.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Covet for more, a Jedi should not. Two words: Anakin Skywalker.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Restore my hair, I must do first!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Hmmmm. Meditate on this, I will.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Mourn them, do not. Miss them, do not.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Impossible to see.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Mud. Snakes.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Beyond the glass, you must see! Not this crude matter...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Native herbs and treeroots.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty, I am usually.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? A trick question, is this? Only two fingers have I!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Dirt.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: None. But admit I must, unlucky, has the number two been to me!

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Hover chair.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? *sigh* Clear your mind of questions!

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Padawans versus training remotes. Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: A true Jedi, Obi-Wan is. To know that he still survives, it is good.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Luke Skywalker. How will he receive this, I wonder? No transportation, I have!