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 | The Jedi Beatles: ALL YOU NEED IS HATE |
All You Need is Hate
(to the tune of "All You Need is Love")
Fear, Fear, Fear...
Rage, Rage, Rage...
Hate, Hate, Hate...
There's nothing you can do that wasn't done,
No trap you can spring that wasn't sprung,
Nothing you can say but you can give in to your fear & anger,
It's easy...
No plot you can make that wasn't be made,
No pitiful little band that can be saved,
Nothing you can do but you can use your aggressive feelings,
It's easy...
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate, hate.
Hate is all you need.
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate, hate.
Hate is all you need.
Strike me down with all of your hate,
Go ahead and give in to all your rage,
Strike down your dad and take his place at my side,
It's easy...
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate.
All you need is hate, hate.
Hate is all you need.
All you need is hate (Fear and anger, now!)
All you need is hate (Leads to suffering!)
All you need is hate, hate.
Hate is all you need
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Yee-hai! (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Every day! (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need (Hate is all you need)
Oh yeah! (Hate is all you need)
They fear you, yeah yeah yeah (Hate is all you need)
They fear you, yeah yeah yeah (Hate is all you need)
Hate is all you need...
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Mar 29, 2007 9:02 AM
Yesss, I wondered how you'd go with this one, I'm glad it wasn't a soppy Anakin/Padme one or a sickly Han/Leia effort.
I can just imagine Darth Maul singing out loud to this one on his Sith Infiltrator stereo system.
I'm looking forward to Commander Cody's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
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The Stooge
Star Wars Joke-A-Day
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date Posted: Mar 29, 2007 2:01 PM
Interestingly, these were Lennon's original lyrics. It was Ringo who suggested the change, some would argue for the worst.
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DJ Maul: Got Feet?
DJ Maul's Dancin' Cantina Party
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date Posted: Mar 29, 2007 2:44 PM
wow...total carnage of Lennons peace & love lyrics, LOL.
but yeah I can hear Palpy singing this one...someday we may need to do "Star Wars: The Musical".....could be interesting....
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Mar 29, 2007 8:14 PM
Hey, about Lady Amadala, should I write out the whole thing or will you?
If I should I'll put it in the responces.
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Mar 30, 2007 11:34 AM
Really? What about love?
All YOU need is love
Hey, I'm all about feeling the love. Just need the right woman, that's all. 
I'm looking forward to Commander Cody's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Will you settle for Jabba instead? Cmdr Cody is a mouthful of syllables to chew on...
I was totally picturing Vader waving his hands from side to side until I got to that line
Exactly! I always imagine him doing a total double-take when that line comes up!
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Mar 30, 2007 11:38 AM
someday we may need to do "Star Wars: The Musical"
Sounds like a winner to me. "Musical Direction by DJ Maul"
Hey, about Lady Amadala, should I write out the whole thing or will you?
It's your call. You might not have enough space in the repsonses, so maybe you could post it in your own blog? Or you can send it to me.
It's too hilarious!
I like it too. It's a perfect 180 flip from the original Beatles tune.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Mar 31, 2007 3:30 PM
Okay, I'm up for a challange so I'll write it.
I might use up one or more spaces but it will probably be worth it.
Lady Amidala, laying on your bed,
birthing Luke and Leia. Babe, you're almost dead.
Your husband's a Sith Lord. Obi-wan's not sure,
what to do with the kids. Life can't get much worse.
Maybe marrying this guy wasn't too smart.
After all, he seemed a little mad.
I guess life with a Sith could get a little tart.
So, that's why you're so sad.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Mar 31, 2007 3:40 PM
Lady Amidala, laying on your bed,
I'm getting the feeling that you shouldn't have wed.
Solo
So, that's why you're so sad.
Lady Amidala, breathings getting hard.
I guess Anakin was right, death can't be very far.
Obi-wan hasn't told you what happened to your love.
Little do you know he is not in one piece.
I bet you're worried what he became of.
Well, if he wants to function he'll need Axle Grease.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Mar 31, 2007 3:43 PM
Lady Amidala, you took the wrong course.
Like all the other Jedi, you'll be one with the force.
Solo
Let's go score some Grammys! 
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Apr 01, 2007 7:42 PM
Outstanding, DG! [Wish to hell there was an applauding Yoda icon]
Let me know if you want to take a stab at any more, and we'll see about putting them in a proper entry, so there won't be any worries about character limits.
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Apr 02, 2007 4:20 PM
You can put it in a blog like Rogueish and I'll try to think of more.
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