NAME: Mace Windu, Jedi Master, member of the Jedi Council

NICKNAMES: The Most Dangerous Man in the Galaxy (don't ask me who started that).

SEX: Male

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Modest accommodations in the Jedi Temple

HEIGHT: 1.86 meters

EYES: Brown

HAIR: Bald

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? I don't watch Holonet much.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Highlights for Padawans (I'm the editor).

FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of lightsabers in the morning.

FAVORITE COLOR: Purple.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not striking Dooku down when I had the chance on Geonosis.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: A Jedi should remain evenly balanced and emotionally neutral, but I have to admit it was kinda satisfying to dispatch Jango Fett.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Practice Vaapad techniques. Discuss Council matters in session. Keep an eye on young Skywalker. Meditate.

FAVORITE MUSIC: The hum of my electrum lightsaber.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I mentally list all my tasks for that day, then briefly meditate in the Force for guidance. But lately my visions have been a little... cloudy.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Nope.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? A Jedi shouldn't care about such trivial pursuits.

PEN OR PENCIL? Lightsaber.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I use a commlink. I can answer within one chirp. (I was the fastest draw of my padawan class!)

FAVORITE FOODS: Many. Don't tell anybody, but I'm anonymously editing the inaugural Jedi Temple cookbook. Somebody has to minimize the damage Yoda's been doing in the kitchen.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I don't know my parents. I was raised in the Jedi Temple from birth.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. The Jedi are tasked with keeping the peace.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I'm ambivalent about it. Leave the driving to space jockeys like young Skywalker. I'll use the time to meditate instead.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A proper Jedi wouldn't have pets, as they are an attachment.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Doesn't really matter. All animals have their place in the Force.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool. I use them as opportunities to test the focus of my meditation.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The second Sith, whoever he/she may be. Why? Take a wild guess.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Purple Sunset.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Bad muthaf***er.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Yes, if she was in need of one. Compassion should be the cornerstone of any Jedi's behavior.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Jedi should not covet. Besides, I've pretty much got the only job that counts.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm bald, so this is a moot question.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I don't like tattoos.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I probably shouldn't answer this.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Not applicable. Next question...

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Jedi mantras. "There is no anger, there is only peace..."

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You must see beyond the glass.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Strawberry.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous, but a natural righty.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? On those occasions when I do need to type, yes.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing. But lately I've been considering keeping a second lightsaber stashed away, just in case.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: It's not my favorite number, but lately the number two has me preoccupied these days. (Sith rule of two, I guess.)

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Jedi starfighter

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? None in particular.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Not really a sport, but I do get a kick out of seeing Coruscant's criminals beg for mercy while I'm arresting them.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Young Skywalker is a powerful and earnest young Jedi. But lately there's something about him that just seems kind of... off. I'll be watching him.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: My former padawan, Depa Bilaba. I haven't heard from her in months. Wonder what she's up to...