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 | Personality Survey: MACE WINDU |
NAME: Mace Windu, Jedi Master, member of the Jedi Council
NICKNAMES: The Most Dangerous Man in the Galaxy (don't ask me who started that).
SEX: Male
LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Modest accommodations in the Jedi Temple
HEIGHT: 1.86 meters
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Bald
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? I don't watch Holonet much.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Highlights for Padawans (I'm the editor).
FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of lightsabers in the morning.
FAVORITE COLOR: Purple.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not striking Dooku down when I had the chance on Geonosis.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: A Jedi should remain evenly balanced and emotionally neutral, but I have to admit it was kinda satisfying to dispatch Jango Fett.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Practice Vaapad techniques. Discuss Council matters in session. Keep an eye on young Skywalker. Meditate.
FAVORITE MUSIC: The hum of my electrum lightsaber.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I mentally list all my tasks for that day, then briefly meditate in the Force for guidance. But lately my visions have been a little... cloudy.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Nope.
ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? A Jedi shouldn't care about such trivial pursuits.
PEN OR PENCIL? Lightsaber.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? I use a commlink. I can answer within one chirp. (I was the fastest draw of my padawan class!)
FAVORITE FOODS: Many. Don't tell anybody, but I'm anonymously editing the inaugural Jedi Temple cookbook. Somebody has to minimize the damage Yoda's been doing in the kitchen.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I don't know my parents. I was raised in the Jedi Temple from birth.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: No. The Jedi are tasked with keeping the peace.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I'm ambivalent about it. Leave the driving to space jockeys like young Skywalker. I'll use the time to meditate instead.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A proper Jedi wouldn't have pets, as they are an attachment.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Doesn't really matter. All animals have their place in the Force.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool. I use them as opportunities to test the focus of my meditation.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The second Sith, whoever he/she may be. Why? Take a wild guess.
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Purple Sunset.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Bad muthaf***er.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.
GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Yes, if she was in need of one. Compassion should be the cornerstone of any Jedi's behavior.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Jedi should not covet. Besides, I've pretty much got the only job that counts.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm bald, so this is a moot question.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I don't like tattoos.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? I probably shouldn't answer this.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Not applicable. Next question...
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Jedi mantras. "There is no anger, there is only peace..."
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You must see beyond the glass.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Strawberry.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous, but a natural righty.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? On those occasions when I do need to type, yes.
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing. But lately I've been considering keeping a second lightsaber stashed away, just in case.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: It's not my favorite number, but lately the number two has me preoccupied these days. (Sith rule of two, I guess.)
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Jedi starfighter
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? None in particular.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Not really a sport, but I do get a kick out of seeing Coruscant's criminals beg for mercy while I'm arresting them.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Young Skywalker is a powerful and earnest young Jedi. But lately there's something about him that just seems kind of... off. I'll be watching him.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: My former padawan, Depa Bilaba. I haven't heard from her in months. Wonder what she's up to...
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gencrs
Technical Manuals from The GFFA
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 3:11 PM
Ahh! The mysterious Windu is revealed. That explains a lot, (except for the meeting the 2nd Sith.)
The smell of lightsabers in the morning. What does a lightsaber smell like?
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JediPug1
Like My Father Before Me
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 3:18 PM
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: My former padawan, Depa Bilaba. I haven't heard from her in months. Wonder what she's up to...
Hmmmmmmm... I wonder..... 
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ketal13
HanAnWan
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 3:42 PM
 I love your personality surveys!! I'm glad that you ask the questions that all Inquiring Minds want to know but were always afraid to ask.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR,
I was sure the answer would be 'purple'. 
FAVORITE SNAPPLE
I guessed incorrectly again--I was sure it would be grape. 
Great blog rivet head.
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GalacticBabe
I Have a Bad Feeling About This!
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 5:06 PM
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You must see beyond the glass. Words to live by!
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Not really a sport, but I do get a kick out of seeing Coruscant's criminals beg for mercy while I'm arresting them. Ooh, that's a little Sithy, don't you think? ![]:)](http://blogs.starwars.com/share/img/emoticons/devil.gif)
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jediprincess77
I Know...
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 5:20 PM
Now that I've got that outa the way...
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Bad muthaf***er. Yep, that'll do it!
Another great one, Riv! Loved it!!
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darthgrievious93
Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
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date Posted: Jun 20, 2007 7:59 PM
FIRST JOB. Hotel manager.
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 4:09 AM
For some reason I was expecting "foot massages" in there somewhere. Torture-Droid does it better than Dave Chapelle's Jackson parody anyway.
Here goes:
Windu: "How can I trust a man who won't eat a good old-fashioned Ronto burger?"
Yoda (smiling): "Skywalker's a vegetarian"
Jango Fett: "It ain't often that a blowed-up motherkarker gets to chat to the motherkarker that blowed him up!"
Windu: "You got that right. Usually, the blowed-up motherkarker has the courtesy to stay blowed up"
Jango Fett: "I'll try to be more accommodating next time, Windu."
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 4:18 AM
Sidious: "What Windu? You want me to take an "ethnic sensitivity" workshop or something?"
Windu: "How 'bout I workshop my foot in your arse! "
Windu: "The purple lightsaber. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherkarker in the room, accept no substitutes."
Windu: "Who was there for your arse?"
Kenobi: "YOU were there for my arse."
Windu: "WHO? WHO? WHO?"
Kenobi: "YOU, Jedi!"
Windu: "You ####### right. That's how that poodoo works: you get your arse in trouble, I get your arse out. That's my motherkarkin' job. And I don't mind telling you, Jedi, it's steady work."
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Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 4:24 AM
And finally...
Kenobi: "Do you think the Sith deserve to die?"
Yoda: "Don't answer that Master Windu."
Kenobi: "Do you think the Sith deserve to die?"
Windu: "Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 7:24 AM
What does a lightsaber smell like?
Ozone, if the EU novels are correct.
Mace is kind of a boring guy!!
Yeah, this one's boring, but I gotta stay true to the character...
Windu: "The purple lightsaber. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherkarker in the room, accept no substitutes."
See, folks, THIS is what I wanted to write, but it woulda been too hard to make all the answers like this.
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rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 7:32 AM
Torture-Droid does it better than Dave Chapelle's Jackson parody anyway.
For the record, Chappelle's Rick James parody is sheer comedy gold. I'm thinking of doing a Dave-Chappelle-parodies-Rick-James-in-a-Star-Wars setting. Example: "I'm Rick James, Sith!!!"
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Master Berjo Rared
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date Posted: Jun 21, 2007 10:01 PM
The last one is the best. I love mace windu, who doesnt
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Fish1941
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date Posted: Jun 22, 2007 9:15 PM
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not striking Dooku down when I had the chance on Geonosis.
It's interesting. Fans chide Mace for not striking Dooku down in cold blood. Yet, he is also criticized for trying to do just that to Palpatine in ROTS.
Make up you mind! Do you want him to commit cold-blooded murder or not?
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