NAME: General Grievous, Leader of the Separatist Armies

NICKNAMES: "The Escape Artist"

SEX: Male (such as it is).

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: On board the Invisible Hand

HEIGHT: 2.2 meters

EYES: Yellow

HAIR: None.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? I'm starring in my own reality show: "Survivor--The Outer Rim"

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Intergalactic Organ Transplantation Monthly. But they don't deliver it this far out in the galaxy. Bah!

FAVORITE SMELL: No sense of smell anymore. *cough*

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue and green. Can't have too many lightsabers.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waking up from an accident to find that I'm already on the road to becoming a cyborg. I don't remember anybody asking my opinion. *Grrrr*

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Killing Jedi. Heh heh heh...

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Kill Jedi. Take lightsabers for trophies. Plan military operations against inferior Republic forces. Scrapbooking.

FAVORITE MUSIC: AC/DC

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Time to abandon ship!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Not really, but with my gutsack still being sensitive, I sometimes forget to wait 20 minutes after eating my nutrients before going out and killing Jedi.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? My current metallic body doesn't fit in rollercoasters anymore.

PEN OR PENCIL? Metal claw.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Two.

FAVORITE FOODS: I can't eat solid foods anymore. I have to take nutrient supplements instead.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Bah!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Heh heh heh...

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate-flavored nutrients.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Yes, in my wheel-speeder.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have several MagnaGuards.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I want my natural Kaleesh body back. *cough*

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Bah!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? General Kenobi, heh heh heh...

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None--my liver's too weak.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Danger Ahead

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? I consume broccoli-extract nutrients.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I wear a cloak, but the answer's still no.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Have it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't have hair anymore. Pay attention, ignorant scum!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I'd go to a body shop and have hotrod flames painted on my forearms. Looks more foreboding when I'm wielding lightsabers.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love? Bah! *sneers*

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Are you deaf? I said "Love? Bah!"

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Tactical maps of the CIS's campaign progress.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? If you leave up to the Separatist Council, they'll argue for days...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? None.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Doesn't matter, I have six fingers on each hand.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Comic books.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: Four. Four arms = four lightsabers at once.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I don't remember. *cough*

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? The Invisible Hand.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Separatist Council debates. There are so many speech impediments involved, I don't last more than 5 minutes before bursting out laughing.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Nute Gunray wisely leaves all military decisions to me. Apart from that, he's a total idiot. I'd cut him down if only Dooku would let me.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: All the other leading members of the Separatist Council. They're so indecisive, they couldn't decide to wet their pants if their legs were on fire. Bah!