Drive My Pod
(to the tune of "Drive My Car")

Asked a girl what she wanted to be
She said "Ani, can't you see,
I wanna be famous, a ruling Queen!
But you can do something in between..."

Baby you can drive my pod,
Win, and you will get the nod,
Baby you can drive my pod,
And maybe I'll love you.

I told the girl that my Force skills were good
And she said "Baby, it's understood.
Training for Knighthood is all very fine,
But I can show you a better time..."

Baby you can guard my bod,
Show off that lightsaber rod,
Baby you can guard my bod,
And maybe I'll love you
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

Baby you can drive my pod,
Win, and you will get the nod,
Baby you can drive my pod,
And maybe I'll love you.

I told that girl I would make her my wife,
And she said, "Listen baby, I'm your girl for life.
But I got no pod and it's breaking my heart,
But I've found a Jedi and that's a start..."

Baby you can drive my pod,
Win, and you will get the nod,
Baby you can drive my pod,
And maybe I'll love you
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah

(fade out)


[Proper song sequencing for the album Rubber Solo places Anakin Would directly following this track.]