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WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!

by: rivet head

date posted: Sep 05, 2007 8:29 PM | updated: Sep 05, 2007 8:29 PM

TXT WRS: PT

OB1: i hve a bad flng abt ths

QGJ: stA kewl, OB1.

rune: yr pln fld lrd sids. we cant beat jdi.

palp: STFU! ths sux. OK, land yr trps!!!

nute: N da Jdi?

palp: kill em.

jr jr: mesa jr jr bnx. U R stuk w/ me. U N me R BFF 4evah!!1!

QGJ: TISNF!!!

ami: ths sen8 sux. F U chncllr!

sen8: vote vote!

valrm: :\

plp: yay! Im chncllr!1

ami: OK. i go home. kick sum @zz!

drd: roger x2!

yda: U a jedi, OK?

OB1: kngthUd FTW!

ani: wht now?

OB1: U & me = BFF.

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mace: we keep da peez. aint sldrs, mofo.

palp: yda, U thnk its war?

yda: cant C. whatev.

ani: I h8 sand. it sux.

lma su: lik yr clonz?

OB1: Uh, OK. whos dad?

lma su: jngo ftt.

dku: wht if i tel U sith runs sen8?

OB1: BS. no wy. jdi wld knO.

dku: join me.

OB1: F U.

pdme: I <3 U. B4 we di, I wnt U 2 knO.

ani:

OB1: thx to clonz, we win.

yda: uh no. Bgn, war has.

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grvs: sum rscU, jdi.

ani: :P

grvs: scm!

pdme: ani Im pregs.

ani: :0 um, yay?

pdme: wht now?

ani: dunno. wrry l8r.

OB1: hi!

grvs: bite me.

OB1: yr move.

grvs: LOL

pdme: ani, U R brkg my <3! :_(

ani: liar! U R w/ him!

OB1: U wr my BFF, ani!

ani: I h8 U!11!

palp: U kilt her, dUd.

v8r: OMFG!11! :0

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	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Sep 05, 2007 9:07 PM ths rulz riv!!!!1! 2 funny! ani: :0 um, yay? pdme: ani, U R brkg my <3! :_( cant wait fr OT...!

	JediMelindaWolf Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 6:37 AM its all grk 2 me hlp me riv. U R my nly hope! (I shouldn't even try! ) I'm still learning this unusual language. What I could make out, rh, I loved. A great way to start the day . . . but it did require a bit more thinking on my part than I was ready to do at this point in the day! MTFBWY

rivet head
WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!

date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 7:42 AM

ths rulz riv!!!!1! 2 funny!

Rivet-tested, Princess-approved. Works for me!

it did require a bit more thinking on my part than I was ready to do at this point in the day!

Well, I'm glad you liked it. Two responses in 12 hours = apparently my weakest effort yet. And here I thought it would work.

cant wait fr OT...!

Well, I have it ready, but at this rate, it's not looking good for the next installment...

	ketal13 HanAnWan
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 8:18 AM Hilarious!!! palp: U kilt her, dUd. v8r: OMFG!11! :0 Love it! Jar Jar's text speak almost sounds natural. Some would argue (and you know who you are) that this is better than the written script for the PT.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 8:35 AM Well, I have it ready, but at this rate, it's not looking good for the next installment... nnoooOOOOOOOooooooz!!!!11! Haha! Seriously, I've come back here to re-read this sucker twice! It's that funny!

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 9:29 AM ! Didn't get all of it, but what I understood was hilarious! ani: I h8 sand. it sux. Random, but funny! grvs: bite me. Um, something tells me that would hurt. . . .Obi-Wan, not Grievous. . . . jr jr: mesa jr jr bnx. U R stuk w/ me. U N me R BFF 4evah!!1! NOOOOOOOOO!

	ketal13 HanAnWan
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 10:59 AM Well, I have it ready, but at this rate, it's not looking good for the next installment Oh, you have to do it! I'm like JP, I came back and read them all again, and laughed at each one. dku: wht if i tel U sith runs sen8? OB1: BS. no wy. jdi wld knO. dku: join me. OB1: F U This one makes me laugh out loud. I love the pregnancy announcement too, so modern!

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 1:34 PM Hilarious, rivet! ani: I h8 sand. it sux. Hmm...an improvement on the original? Can't wait for the OT version....

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 2:44 PM Tht wuz awsm!!!1! Cn't wayt 4 OT. v8r: obi nev tells ya wat hapn 2 ur fadr. luk: he tells me enof he tells me u Xp him v8r: noooz i ur fadr luk: noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooz!!11! v8r: ROTFLMAO

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Sep 06, 2007 9:04 PM I laughed myself silly reading that. Amazing job!

	leia19886 Someone get this big walking carpet out of my way ...
date Posted: Sep 09, 2007 4:17 PM I'm not good at speaking text message, but I got most of it. Funny Stuff!!! You take care of yourself Leia

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Sep 13, 2007 2:56 AM Way too funny...just freakin' comedy genius, that was this is. All salute the Torture Droid. It's even better than George's script. You have to do the OT, mate. 'Nuff said.

	JediPug1 Like My Father Before Me
date Posted: Sep 16, 2007 11:13 AM As a non cell phone owning non text speaking individual... Nice work, though!

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