lea: V8r, U suk. whn I tell sen8 what U--

v8r: STFU! whre R the plnz?

lea: wht plnz?

v8r: tk her awy!1!



dum imp: U R not skary, v8r.

v8r: o rly?

dum imp: *koff*

trkn: v8r, let em go.

v8r: K.



han: chewE sez U want ride.

OB1: ya. fast?

han: U neva hrd of D flcn? 12 parsex. fast. crgo?

OB1: me, kid, 2 'bots. no ?s.

han: Y? probs?

OB1: no imps, pls.

han: OK. 12 G's.

lke: :0 we cld by R own 4 tht!

han: LOL. U fly?

lke: U bet.

OB1: 2 G's now. 15 l8r.

han: 17? OK, lets go. 94!



trkn: whrs D rebel base?

lea: dan2ine

trkn: suckr. fire!1!

lea: OMG!

v8r: pwned! LOL!



han: he goin 4 th moon.

OB1: no moon. spce st8n!

han: OMFG. :0

lke: I hve a bad flng abt ths.



imp: wht happnd?

han: rctr leak! vry bad!

imp: sendin hlp.

han: k thx bye!



OB1: use D frce!



OB1: rmbr, TFWBWUA.


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lea: wht wuz dat?

han: imp bot.

lea: doh! imps!1



palp: we got nU foe.

v8r: no prob.

palp: U cool?

v8r: kid = sith, or kid = dead.

palp: go get em.



lke: U R yoda??

yoda: yah. U aint redy.

lke: i am!

OB1: no prob.

lke: Im not scard.

yoda: O Rly? LOL.



v8r: get D flcn. flcn = $$$. no kills.

boba: *sigh* OK.



lndo: whazzup?

han: fcln brokn.

lndo: no prob! who dat??

lea: hi.

lndo: U R hawt...



lea: I <3 U!

han: I knO.



v8r: OB1 nvr tld U abt Ur dad.

lke: he say U kill em.

v8r: no. hi son!1

lke: OMFG!


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lke: gimme han.

jbba: LOL

ike: gimme Han.

jbba: tlk 2 D rncr!



lke: yoda, U dyin?

yoda: yep. th frce sez so.

lke: am I jdi now?

yoda: almst. kill dad 1st.

lke: :\



akbr: see dth str? good. blw it up.

han: I tke troopz.

lndo: I tke shipz.

akbr: cool. MTFBWYA.



3PO: ewks say Im god.

R2, chwy: ROFLMFAO! :P

han: U mk thm let us go.

3PO: nah.



v8r: cmere, lke.

lke: :\

v8r: if U dont trn, sis will.

lke: :0



imp: rbl scm!1

han: F U :P



ewks: wheee!11!



v8r: take mask off.

lke: no mask = U die.

v8r: whatev. its cool.

v8r: U wr rite abt me.

lke:



ewks: yub yub x78