Hey Nute
(to the tune of "Hey Jude")

Hey Nute, don't take it bad,
Take that bad news, and make preparations.
Remember, if Padmé votes in the Senate,
then she will thwart your machinations.

Hey Nute, don't be afraid,
You paid Jango to go out and blast her.
The minute you hear the news that she's gone,
Pass the news on to your Sith master.

And if your plans come undone, hey Nute, don't run,
the Sith lord you fear is over your shoulder.
For the Clone war's only begun, not yet won,
So the Sep Council must act much, much bolder.

Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah...

Hey Nute, don't look so glum,
Dooku's diced up, but it'll get better.
Remember that Grievous is still in charge,
So follow his instructions to the letter.

So plot a course and head to the Rim, hey Nute, begin
To wind down the Clone War that you started.
Time to figure out just what you'll do, hey Nute, it's true
The Jedi made sure Grievous has "departed".

Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, yeah...

Hey Nute, don't look so down,
That new Dark Lord will make it painless.
Remember, your greedy life's at an end,
Then they'll begin to build that Empire,
Empire, Empire, Empire, EMPIRE, EMPIRE.... WAHHHHH!!!

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah , nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.

Nute, Nute, Nutey Nutey Gunray oww wowwww!

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.

{everybody sing it with me}

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.

{I'm not ending the blog until everybody's signing}

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.

{I mean it. EVERYBODY!}

Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.
Nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey Nute.

[fade out]