NAME: Millenium Falcon

NICKNAMES: Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy (I take exception to the "junk" part though)

SEX: Female, I guess

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: I am the living arrangement.

HEIGHT: I'm measured in terms of length instead: 26.7 meters.

EYES: Sensors.

HAIR: Huh?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? The Falcon and the Snowman (I think it's a show about another YT-1300 freighter and a Wampa)

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Don't you mean landing pad? In any case, my landing pad better be clear!

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Popular Mechanics

FAVORITE SMELL: Fuel.

FAVORITE COLOR: Off-white.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Han plots a course for an asteroid field.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Anytime I'm getting an engine upgrade.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Get fixed up by Han and Chewbacca.

FAVORITE MUSIC: My hyperdrive kicking .5 past lightspeed! Hey Han, I'm game for .6 if you are!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I wonder how many times Captain Flyboy is gonna redline my engines today?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No, but I've caused it plenty of times!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Roller coaster? Don't you know who I am?

PEN OR PENCIL? Meh...

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Not my problem.

FAVORITE FOODS: Fuel, engine grease.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Parents?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? I've never been convicted, but I've certainly been impounded.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Unleaded.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? I'm not equipped with AI, so it's more like I'm the one being driven...

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Does Chewbacca count?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? R2-D2. He's pretty useful.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Why would I want to be anything else?

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Scary--ever seen what a lightning bolt does to my long range sensors?

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The inventor of hyperdrive boosters. He's my idea of what a "ships' god" would be like.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Oil.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Sorry, no. Classified smuggler information.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? No.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I don't wear shirts, but I do like an occasional tarp to keep the rain off.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Have it.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hair questions again???

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Forget the tattoo, how 'bout some turbo lasers mounted on my gun bays instead??

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No. I'm the jealous type.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Oh come on...

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? I don't have a "room". I'm usually inside hangars, and all they have on the walls are cargo cranes.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Spilled, if it's not secured when my hyperdrive kicks in...

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Oil.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty or lefty what?

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? No fingers.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? No bed.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 94. That's my usual docking bay on
Tatooine.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? Me.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Me.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Han & Chewbacca arguing over who has to wash me next.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: C-3PO is very stuffy and annoying, but at least he's got a sense of humor.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Luke Skywalker's X-Wing. That sucker just has no personality at all.