NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master, General of the Army of the Republic

NICKNAMES: The Negotiator

SEX: Male

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Used to be the Jedi Temple...

HEIGHT: 1.79 meters

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Reddish brown, but starting to show some gray.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? Masterpiece Holo.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Parenting. I'm not an actual father, but Anakin threw some tantrums that could only a real parent could relate to, so I started looking for advice...

FAVORITE SMELL: Morning in the Jedi Temple, before the smog sets in.

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing my padawan to the Dark Side, then seeing him get burned to a crisp.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: After the events of Order 66, I'm not sure I remember anymore.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: My weekends used to be like this.. Meditate. Keep Anakin from jumping out of speeders and into traffic. Get a bite at Dex's diner. Bring spare lightsaber for Anakin when he inevitably loses the latest one. Sit in session in the Council. Talk Anakin out of drag-racing his starfighter around Coruscant. Consult Cmdr. Cody on war planning. Nap. Try to contain Anakin's ego to space cruiser-size. If successful, endure Anakin's sulking.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Selections from Dex's jukebox.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if Anakin's behind the wheel.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Not interested.

PEN OR PENCIL? Datapad.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Two.

FAVORITE FOODS: Dractuvian cave slugs.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Never knew them.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Treason, according to the Emperor. But I don't remember the Jedi ever being given a fair trial...

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla. Anakin would say "Typical."

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Not especially.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Jedi can't keep pets--the attachment rule, you know.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Don't know. Maybe a midichlorian.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Neither.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The emperor. I still think I should have tackled him instead and have Yoda go after Anakin.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Flaming Neimoidian.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Uh, Gold Leader? Don't understand the question.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Yes. Unless it's Asajj Ventress.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Coveting another's job is hardly the Jedi way, you know. Look where it got my former apprentice.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Now that you mention it, I think I'd like to get rid of this gray.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Not interested.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No comment.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Not possible. No attachments, remember?

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Can't answer this question, as I haven't figured out where I'm going to live next...

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You must see through the glass, as Master Yoda always says.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Whatever settles my stomach after another ride with Anakin.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes, but each new generation of datapad makes it harder to figure out.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Qui-Gon's lightsaber. It's probably considered an attachment, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 5. Scramble signal 5 was usually a lucky frequency for me when transmitting to Coruscant.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Jedi Starfighter with a hyperspace booster.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Hmm, maybe I should keep Grievous' starfighter...

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Grav-ball.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: R2-D2 gave this to me, trying to keep me occupied. It was a nice try, but I can't get the smell of Mustafar off me.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Padmé. Once we land, she'll need to go straight to the infirmary...