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by: rivet head

date posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:56 AM

Personality Survey: OBI-WAN KENOBI

NAME: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master, General of the Army of the Republic

NICKNAMES: The Negotiator

SEX: Male

LIVING ARRANGEMENT: Used to be the Jedi Temple...

HEIGHT: 1.79 meters

EYES: Blue

HAIR: Reddish brown, but starting to show some gray.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLONET SHOW? Masterpiece Holo.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Nothing.

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Parenting. I'm not an actual father, but Anakin threw some tantrums that could only a real parent could relate to, so I started looking for advice...

FAVORITE SMELL: Morning in the Jedi Temple, before the smog sets in.

FAVORITE COLOR: Blue.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing my padawan to the Dark Side, then seeing him get burned to a crisp.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: After the events of Order 66, I'm not sure I remember anymore.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: My weekends used to be like this.. Meditate. Keep Anakin from jumping out of speeders and into traffic. Get a bite at Dex's diner. Bring spare lightsaber for Anakin when he inevitably loses the latest one. Sit in session in the Council. Talk Anakin out of drag-racing his starfighter around Coruscant. Consult Cmdr. Cody on war planning. Nap. Try to contain Anakin's ego to space cruiser-size. If successful, endure Anakin's sulking.

FAVORITE MUSIC: Selections from Dex's jukebox.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I'm getting too old for this sort of thing.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? Only if Anakin's behind the wheel.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? Not interested.

PEN OR PENCIL? Datapad.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Two.

FAVORITE FOODS: Dractuvian cave slugs.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Never knew them.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? Treason, according to the Emperor. But I don't remember the Jedi ever being given a fair trial...

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Vanilla. Anakin would say "Typical."

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? Not especially.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A Jedi can't keep pets--the attachment rule, you know.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Don't know. Maybe a midichlorian.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Neither.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? The emperor. I still think I should have tackled him instead and have Yoda go after Anakin.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Flaming Neimoidian.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? Uh, Gold Leader? Don't understand the question.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yes.

GUYS--WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Yes. Unless it's Asajj Ventress.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Coveting another's job is hardly the Jedi way, you know. Look where it got my former apprentice.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Now that you mention it, I think I'd like to get rid of this gray.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Not interested.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No comment.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Not possible. No attachments, remember?

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Can't answer this question, as I haven't figured out where I'm going to live next...

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? You must see through the glass, as Master Yoda always says.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? Whatever settles my stomach after another ride with Anakin.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes, but each new generation of datapad makes it harder to figure out.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Qui-Gon's lightsaber. It's probably considered an attachment, but I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 5. Scramble signal 5 was usually a lucky frequency for me when transmitting to Coruscant.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A Jedi Starfighter with a hyperspace booster.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Hmm, maybe I should keep Grievous' starfighter...

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Grav-ball.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: R2-D2 gave this to me, trying to keep me occupied. It was a nice try, but I can't get the smell of Mustafar off me.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Padm�. Once we land, she'll need to go straight to the infirmary...

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	hansgirl3 Invoking the Squee
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:11 AM *You must see through* the glass, as Master Yoda always says.** Love it! Perfect.

	jediprincess77 I Know...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:26 AM R2-D2 gave this to me, trying to keep me occupied. Blast! This is why I hate blogging... Great one, Riv. A bit depressing, but right on the mark. Flaming Neimoidian. Sounds de-lish!

	Sarlacc-Pitt Slowly Digested Over A Thousand Blogs
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:31 AM FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Parenting. I'm not an actual father, but Anakin threw some tantrums that could only a real parent could relate to, so I started looking for advice... Ha!

	Smuggler Jedi Hokey Religions and A Good Blaster at My Side
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:34 AM Some good zingers in there, but it ends on a down note. Well done though.

	Darth_Hiram A Journey into The Force
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:22 AM The emperor. I still think I should have tackled him instead and have Yoda go after Anakin. Ha! I know that topic has been up for debate! Great survey again, riv

	Captain Peabody
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 12:06 PM Poor Obi-wan... OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Padm�. Once we land, she'll need to go straight to the infirmary... Huh...I can imagine that scene... "Um, Padme...I know you're dying, pregnant, and just lost your husband, but...there's this really neat new survey, see, and..."

	darthgrievious93 Hey, Ho, Let's Go!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 2:24 PM You know, fleeing from mass armies when a pregnant woman is on your ship, doing a personal survey isn't the smartest thing to do.

	Merryman-Lyon A Wild Bantha Chase
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 4:31 PM Don't know. Maybe a midichlorian. Ha! That one got an audible chuckle out of me.

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 5:16 PM I'm not an actual father, but Anakin threw some tantrums that could only a real parent could relate to, so I started looking for advice... Go to your room, and no speeders for a week! Try to contain Anakin's ego to space cruiser-size. There isn't enough humility in this guy to fill a space cruiser! No comment. That book made me cry!!! Poor Obi-Wan!

	Jade Sabre777 A luminous being, I am...
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 5:19 PM Grrr! I pressed the "submit" button before I was ready! You must see through the glass, as Master Yoda always says. Very wise. . . Funny, Riv!

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 5:35 PM BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: After the events of Order 66, I'm not sure I remember anymore. He's forgotten me already! {sniff} THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Hilarious HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No comment. See? He's forgotten me... or a gentleman Jedi never tells...

	leia19886 Some One get this big walking carpet out of my way
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 7:13 PM Very, Very, good.

	rivet head WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:24 PM Well, I was gonna type up some witty responses, but we just got hit with a 5.6 earthquake about 15 minutes ago, so I'm kind of at a loss for words. I'll be back.

	rivet head WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 8:48 PM Okay, no damage, no worries. And at least I wasn't on the toilet this time when the shaking started.

	The Stooge Star Wars Joke-A-Day
date Posted: Oct 30, 2007 9:49 PM Most... depressing... survey... ever. Then again, look who the subject was, I suppose.

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 11:07 AM DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yes, but each new generation of datapad makes it harder to figure out. I knew it, he's a technophobe. Like me.

Rogueish
W.I.E.R.D.

date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 11:13 AM

Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a karking big holo-player. Choose a washing machine, speeders, compact disc players and electrical tin openers ... Choose DIY and wondering who the kark you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, karked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life ... But why would I want to do a thing like that?

I chose not to choose life... I chose something else

Thats the Jedi Order for you.

	rivet head WILL TYPE STAR WARS BLOG FOR FOOD!
date Posted: Oct 31, 2007 12:28 PM Rogueish, that's amazing. I was just thinking about that monologue only yesterday. It's true what they say: great minds think alike!

sirjedi7

date Posted: Nov 01, 2007 9:26 AM

Rogueish, where did that monologue come from?
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Losing my padawan to the Dark Side, then seeing him get burned to a crisp.
Yeah, that would do it.
Most.. depressing.. survey... ever. Yeah.

Poor Obi-Wan.
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Don't know. Maybe a midichlorian.

Glad to know your OK. It must be an interesting experience.

Great blog, Riv. You have more of these? How do I find them?

	Rogueish W.I.E.R.D.
date Posted: Nov 01, 2007 12:54 PM Rogueish, where did that monologue come from? My fingers and my keyboard. But, the original is from the film Trainspotting, and are the first words uttered by Ewan McGregor. See how clever I was, linking it to this blog? It's true what they say: great minds think alike! They also say that to be a genius, you have to be stark raving mad.

Jedi Master Mina
Jedi blogging, go back to your drinks!

date Posted: Nov 01, 2007 1:59 PM

See? He's forgotten me... or a gentleman Jedi never tells...

No, it's a gentleman Jedi never forgets....So, yeah, he forgot you.

Well, I was gonna type up some witty responses, but we just got hit with a 5.6 earthquake about 15 minutes ago, so I'm kind of at a loss for words. I'll be back.

Phew baby, I slept right through that one last night.

So, Riv, I'm no longer worthy of your blog roll?!?!?! Just teasing ya hon!!

	book_worm_555
date Posted: Nov 01, 2007 4:11 PM Very very funny and witty. I love how the questions are exactly the kind you might get in an email in this world, it makes Obi-wan's answers all the more humorous. Truly comedic genius.

	Granny-Wan I Am NOT an Old Fossil!
date Posted: Nov 01, 2007 4:15 PM So, yeah, he forgot you. Which one was he? Oh yeah, the cute one... Phew baby, I slept right through that one last night. Been there, done that...

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